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[Lia Monde]

My feet are stuck behind my ears
Open to attack from arrears
My gash is agape
An enticing shape

 

[latecomer91364]

My feet are stuck behind my ears
Open to attack from arrears
My gash is agape
An enticing shape
No shield to ward off a long spear

 

[Lia Monde]

A young nun spread her legs for fun

 

[latecomer91364]

A young nun spread her legs for fun
This habit made all the priests run

 

[Hornblende]

A young nun spread her legs for fun
This habit made all the priests run
The Mother Superior

 

[latecomer91364]

A young nun spread her legs for fun
This habit made all the priests run
The Mother Superior
With motives ulterior

 

[Lia Monde]

A young nun spread her legs for fun
This habit made all the priests run
The Mother Superior
With motives ulterior
Plotted to have her undone

 

[latecomer91364]

A priest had a handful of nun

 

[Lia Monde]

A priest had a handful of nun
They both got naked in the sun

 

[Hornblende]

A priest had a handful of nun
They both got naked in the sun
A heavenly act

 

[Lia Monde]

A priest had a handful of nun
They both got naked in the sun
A heavenly act
Truly blessed in fact

 

[Hornblende]

A priest had a handful of nun
They both got naked in the sun
A heavenly act
Truly blessed in fact
But now the nun’s gone on the run.

 

[Lia Monde]

Daphne had a full body tan

 

[latecomer91364]

Daphne had a full body tan
A plan to entice her man, Dan

 

[Lia Monde]

Daphne had a full body tan
A plan to entice her man, Dan
She flashed her bare skin

 

[WetBiMoose]

Daphne had a full body tan
A plan to entice her man, Dan
She flashed her bare skin
Bent over and grabbed her shin

 

[Lia Monde]

Daphne had a full body tan
A plan to entice her man, Dan
She flashed her bare skin
Bent over and grabbed her shin
Dan thrust his manhood up her can.

 

[latecomer91364]

She decided to trim her bush

 

[Lia Monde]

She decided to trim her bush
It currently covered her tush

 

[latecomer91364]

She decided to trim her bush
It currently covered her tush
A snip here and there

 

[Lia Monde]

She decided to trim her bush
It currently covered her tush
A snip here and there
And soon she was bare

 

[latecomer91364]

She decided to trim her bush
It currently covered her tush
A snip here and there
And soon she was bare
A wet 'SMACK!' would soon sound with each push

 

[Hornblende]

She shouldn’t have used so much lube

 

[DarciD]

She shouldn’t have used so much lube
Suggested a pro and not prude

 

[Lia Monde]

She shouldn’t have used so much lube
Suggested a pro and not prude
In fact, she's quite skilled