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[Adre]

Then rescued by a well hung stud
I couldn't help but feel his pud
‘Twas thick as my arm

 

[DrDelirium]

]Then rescued by a well hung stud
I couldn't help but feel his pud
‘Twas thick as my arm
Which caused some alarm

 

[Adre]

Then rescued by a well hung stud
I couldn't help but feel his pud
‘Twas thick as my arm
Which caused some alarm
When it hit the floor with a thud!

 

[latecomer91364]

He hoisted me in his strong arms

 

[Lia Monde]

He hoisted me in his strong arms
And I displayed all of my charms

 

[Hornblende]

He hoisted me in his strong arms
And I displayed all of my charms
He spanked me quite hard

 

[latecomer91364]

He hoisted me in his strong arms
And I displayed all of my charms
He spanked me quite hard
'Lay on!' Ala Bard

 

[Hornblende]

He hoisted me in his strong arms
And I displayed all of my charms
He spanked me quite hard
'Lay on!' Ala Bard
But he stopped ‘cause he suffered sore palms

 

[latecomer91364]

I'm fed up with 'NO' from my wife

 

[Hornblende]

I'm fed up with 'NO' from my wife
Can’t cope with the trouble and strife

 

[latecomer91364]

I'm fed up with 'NO' from my wife
Can’t cope with the trouble and strife
I packed up my bags

 

[Adre]

I'm fed up with 'NO' from my wife
Can’t cope with the trouble and strife
I packed up my bags
And moved on to fags

 

[latecomer91364]

I'm fed up with 'NO' from my wife
Can’t cope with the trouble and strife
I packed up my bags
And moved on to fags
I've added some spunk to my life

 

[Lia Monde]

Barb's sweet spot smelled just like a flower

 

[cliteatingman]

Barb's sweet spot smelled just like a flower
So Joe's tongue stayed inside for an hour

 

[latecomer91364]

Barb's sweet spot smelled just like a flower
So Joe's tongue stayed inside for an hour
She said, "Mum's the word"

 

[LizVegas79]

Barb's sweet spot smelled just like a flower
So Joe's tongue stayed inside for an hour
She said, "Mum's the word"
"My secret is curd."

 

[Hornblende]

Barb's sweet spot smelled just like a flower
So Joe's tongue stayed inside for an hour
She said, "Mum's the word"
"My secret is curd."
“And before it goes off I must shower”

 

[latecomer91364]

My suitor caressed my cooter

 

[Lia Monde]

My suitor caressed my cooter
Hoping into deviance to recruit her

 

[latecomer91364]

My suitor caressed my cooter
Hoping into deviance to recruit her
Lips, like rose petals

 

[Lia Monde]

My suitor caressed my cooter
Hoping into deviance to recruit her
Lips, like rose petals
Around her vessel

 

[latecomer91364]

My suitor caressed my cooter
Hoping into deviance to recruit her
Lips, like rose petals
Around her vessel
Allowed his pirate to loot her

 

[Lia Monde]

An astronaut did it in space

 

[Hornblende]

An astronaut did it in space
The docking was all out of place