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Lu kissed a young man from Moscow
Who was hung like a champion boss-cow
To keep warm in Winter
She sucked his schlong in t'her
 
Lu kissed a young man from Moscow
Who was hung like a champion boss-cow
To keep warm in Winter
She sucked his schlong in t'her
Totally "Boom Chicka Wow Wow"
 
There was a hot nurse from Cleveland
Who loved to feel cock in her hand
Then with a Giggle
 
There was a hot nurse from Cleveland
Who loved to feel cock in her hand
Then with a Giggle
Tongue all a-wiggle
 
There was a hot nurse from Cleveland
Who loved to feel cock in her hand
Then with a Giggle
Tongue all a-wiggle
They merged when she offered her gland :rose:
 
She bends over backwards for me
‘Til pussy is all I can see



Wes felt most at home in a dress
Although sadly his hair was a mess
 
Thank you for not overlooking me.:)

She bends over backwards for me
‘Til pussy is all I can see
A gal with real flex



Wes felt most at home in a dress
Although sadly his hair was a mess
His comb broke a tooth
 
She bends over backwards for me
‘Til pussy is all I can see
A gal with real flex
But watch out! She wrecks


Wes felt most at home in a dress
Although sadly his hair was a mess
His comb broke a tooth
It was tragic, forsooth
 
She bends over backwards for me
‘Til pussy is all I can see
A gal with real flex
But watch out! She wrecks
We've got to climb down from this tree


Wes felt most at home in a dress
Although sadly his hair was a mess
His comb broke a tooth
It was tragic, forsooth
But a wig dispelled his distress
 
The long pigtails knocked off five years
But not all is as it appears
For steering, they're not


Lia! heh heh
 
The long pigtails knocked off five years
But not all is as it appears
For steering, they're not
A firm grip he got
 
The long pigtails knocked off five years
But not all is as it appears
For steering, they're not
A firm grip he got
His lousy finish earning jeers
 
Trying this again, because people didn't 'get it' in another thread

My man tied me up, then he died
 
My man tied me up, then he died
Could not reach the phone though I tried
 
My man tied me up, then he died
Could not reach the phone though I tried
How stupid, this game
 
My man tied me up, then he died
Could not reach the phone though I tried
How stupid, this game
But who should I blame?
 
My man tied me up, then he died
Could not reach the phone though I tried
How stupid, this game
But who should I blame?
Will I fall prey to 'dumbicide?'
 
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