Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[DrDelirium]

Lu kissed a young man from Moscow
Who was hung like a champion boss-cow
To keep warm in Winter
She sucked his schlong in t'her

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Lu kissed a young man from Moscow
Who was hung like a champion boss-cow
To keep warm in Winter
She sucked his schlong in t'her
Totally "Boom Chicka Wow Wow"

 

[Lia Monde]

There was a hot nurse from Cleveland

 

[Hornblende]

There was a hot nurse from Cleveland
Who loved to feel cock in her hand

 

[Lia Monde]

There was a hot nurse from Cleveland
Who loved to feel cock in her hand
Then with a Giggle

 

[latecomer91364]

There was a hot nurse from Cleveland
Who loved to feel cock in her hand
Then with a Giggle
Tongue all a-wiggle

 

[Lia Monde]

There was a hot nurse from Cleveland
Who loved to feel cock in her hand
Then with a Giggle
Tongue all a-wiggle
They merged when she offered her gland

 

[latecomer91364]

She bends over backwards for me

 

[Lia Monde]

Wes felt most at home in a dress

 

[Hornblende]

She bends over backwards for me
‘Til pussy is all I can see



Wes felt most at home in a dress
Although sadly his hair was a mess

 

[latecomer91364]

Thank you for not overlooking me.

She bends over backwards for me
‘Til pussy is all I can see
A gal with real flex



Wes felt most at home in a dress
Although sadly his hair was a mess
His comb broke a tooth

 

[Hornblende]

She bends over backwards for me
‘Til pussy is all I can see
A gal with real flex
But watch out! She wrecks


Wes felt most at home in a dress
Although sadly his hair was a mess
His comb broke a tooth
It was tragic, forsooth

 

[latecomer91364]

She bends over backwards for me
‘Til pussy is all I can see
A gal with real flex
But watch out! She wrecks
We've got to climb down from this tree


Wes felt most at home in a dress
Although sadly his hair was a mess
His comb broke a tooth
It was tragic, forsooth
But a wig dispelled his distress

 

[Lia Monde]

The long pigtails knocked off five years

 

[Hornblende]

The long pigtails knocked off five years
But not all is as it appears

 

[GiggLeGasm]

The long pigtails knocked off five years
But not all is as it appears
For steering, they're not


Lia! heh heh

 

[latecomer91364]

The long pigtails knocked off five years
But not all is as it appears
For steering, they're not
A firm grip he got

 

[DarciD]

The long pigtails knocked off five years
But not all is as it appears
For steering, they're not
A firm grip he got
His lousy finish earning jeers

 

[latecomer91364]

Trying this again, because people didn't 'get it' in another thread

My man tied me up, then he died

 

[Adre]

My man tied me up, then he died
Could not reach the phone though I tried

 

[latecomer91364]

My man tied me up, then he died
Could not reach the phone though I tried
How stupid, this game

 

[DrDelirium]

My man tied me up, then he died
Could not reach the phone though I tried
How stupid, this game
But who should I blame?

 

[latecomer91364]

My man tied me up, then he died
Could not reach the phone though I tried
How stupid, this game
But who should I blame?
Will I fall prey to 'dumbicide?'

 

[Lia Monde]

My man tied me up, then he died
Could not reach the phone though I tried
How stupid, this game
But who should I blame?
Will I fall prey to 'dumbicide?'

Then rescued by a well hung stud

 

[latecomer91364]

Then rescued by a well hung stud
I couldn't help but feel his pud