Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Lia Monde]

Beth went for a walk on the beach
Naked and displaying her peach
Two guys came along
Each holding their schlong

 

[LizVegas79]

Beth went for a walk on the beach
Naked and displaying her peach
Two guys came along
Each holding their schlong
So as the sun set she did them each.

 

[Lia Monde]

Donna rode best on bent boners

 

[Hornblende]

Donna rode best on bent boners
(At least if she fancied their owners)

 

[Lia Monde]

Donna rode best on bent boners
(At least if she fancied their owners)
The twist was a treat

 

[Hornblende]

Donna rode best on bent boners
(At least if she fancied their owners)
The twist was a treat
She’d feel inner heat

 

[Lia Monde]

Donna rode best on bent boners
(At least if she fancied their owners)
The twist was a treat
She’d feel inner heat
All her dates turned into moaners

 

[Lia Monde]

Dale was tied in the park to a post

 

[Lia Monde]

Dale was tied in the park to a post
For lewdly assaulting his host

 

[cliteatingman]

Dale was tied in the park to a post
For lewdly assaulting his host
Women used him at will

 

[Hornblende]

Dale was tied in the park to a post
For lewdly assaulting his host
Women used him at will
Until they’d had their fill

 

[Lia Monde]

Dale was tied in the park to a post
For lewdly assaulting his host
Women used him at will
Until they’d had their fill
Leaving him but a shallow ghost

 

[Lia Monde]

Mel preferred lingerie fancy

 

[Hornblende]

Mel preferred lingerie fancy
With some lace, so the wandering eye can see

 

[Lia Monde]

Mel preferred lingerie fancy
Lace, so wandering eyes can see
Skimpy and bright red

 

[Hornblende]

Mel preferred lingerie fancy
Lace, so wandering eyes can see
Skimpy and bright red
It said “come to bed”

 

[Lia Monde]

Mel preferred lingerie fancy
Lace, so wandering eyes can see
Skimpy and bright red
It said “come to bed”
And share some sex that is carefree

 

[Lia Monde]

Shari is best at a night dance

 

[Lia Monde]

Shari is best at a night dance
With sexy moves she learned in France

 

[Hornblende]

Shari is best at a night dance
With sexy moves she learned in France
She moves with a wiggle

 

[Lia Monde]

Shari is best at a night dance
With sexy moves she learned in France
She moves with a wiggle
And makes men wriggle

 

[Lia Monde]

Shari is best at a night dance
With sexy moves she learned in France
She moves with a wiggle
And makes men wriggle
Then impales herself on their lance

 

[Lia Monde]

Lu kissed a young man from Moscow

 

[DrDelirium]

Lu kissed a young man from Moscow
Who was hung like a champion boss-cow

 

[Lia Monde]

Lu kissed a young man from Moscow
Who was hung like a champion boss-cow
To keep warm in Winter