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A good natured roll in the hay
Doesn't work the baby oil way
It makes one feel great
So what’s the debate?
 
A good natured roll in the hay
Doesn't work the baby oil way
It makes one feel great
So what’s the debate?
Hay sticks to you after the lay
 
Mitzi was thought to be perky
But in sex, a wee bit flighty
Full of surprises
 
Mitzi was thought to be perky
But in sex, a wee bit flighty
Full of surprises
And strange enterprises
 
Mitzi was thought to be perky
But in sex, a wee bit flighty
Full of surprises
And strange enterprises
But always exceedingly dirty
 
Dora liked to have sex with three
Preferring two hers and a he
They all groped around
 
Dora liked to have sex with three
Preferring two hers and a he
They all groped around
Until they each found
 
Dora liked to have sex with three
Preferring two hers and a he
They all groped around
Until they each found
An opening both juicy and free.
 
Rhonda wore a very short skirt
And a sheer top that showed she was pert
 
Rhonda wore a very short skirt
And a sheer top that showed she was pert
To tease she bent over
 
Rhonda wore a very short skirt
And a sheer top that showed she was pert
To tease she bent over
And let him discover
 
Rhonda wore a very short skirt
And a sheer top that showed she was pert
To tease she bent over
And let him discover
Just how high and how far she could squirt
 
Beth was dressed for sexy CosPlay
A nun, kneeling, but not to pray
Skimpy, black habit
 
Beth was dressed for sexy CosPlay
A nun, kneeling, but not to pray
Skimpy, black habit
along with her rabbit
 
Beth was dressed for sexy CosPlay
A nun, kneeling, but not to pray
Skimpy, black habit
along with her rabbit
In public, her legs she did splay
 
Beth went for a walk on the beach
Naked and displaying her peach
Two guys came along
 
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