Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Haha!

His bladder was so very small

 

[Lia Monde]

His bladder was so very small
Especially for a man so tall

 

[LizVegas79]

His bladder was so very small
Especially for a man so tall
But holy shit his dick!

Sometimes her naughty thoughts went too far
Some of her kinks were downright bizarre
There was that thing with the tambourine
Which is just unspeakably obscene
We'll stick to what she did to that candy bar.

OMG I think that's my favorite one ever!

 

[Lia Monde]

His bladder was so very small
Especially for a man so tall
But holy shit his dick!
A magical stick

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

His bladder was so very small
Especially for a man so tall
But holy shit his dick!
A magical stick
Big star in the glory hole wall

 

[Lia Monde]

Ann mastered her skill in New York

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Ann mastered her skill in New York:
How to wank him off with a fork

 

[Kinky Minx]

Ann mastered her skill in New York:
How to wank him off with a fork
She met him for dinner

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Ann mastered her skill in New York:
How to wank him off with a fork
She met him for dinner
He looked like a sinner

 

[georgie57]

Ann mastered her skill in New York:
How to wank him off with a fork
She met him for dinner
He looked like a sinner
And he let her taste some of his pork

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She loved his sausage: it was huge!

 

[HypnosDenied]

She loved his sausage: it was huge!
And he came in a sticky deluge

 

[Kinky Minx]

She loved his sausage: it was huge!
And he came in a sticky deluge
But when it was over

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She loved his sausage: it was huge!
And he came in a sticky deluge
But when it was over
And both again sober

 

[Lia Monde]

She loved his sausage: it was huge!
And he came in a sticky deluge
But when it was over
And both again sober
She realized he was a stooge.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She fucked a guy with big tattoos

 

[Lia Monde]

She fucked a guy with big tattoos
The sexy art kept her amused

 

[Kinky Minx]

She fucked a guy with big tattoos
The sexy art kept her amused
But when he bent over

 

[Lia Monde]

She fucked a guy with big tattoos
The sexy art kept her amused
But when he bent over
Mooning his lover

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She fucked a guy with big tattoos
The sexy art kept her amused
But when he bent over
Mooning his lover
She saw the hole on his caboose

 

[Lia Monde]

In Munich, girls do it with class

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

In Munich, girls do it with class
Taking cocks way deep up the ass

 

[Lia Monde]

In Munich, girls do it with class
Taking cocks way deep up the ass
While drinking a beer

 

[Kinky Minx]

In Munich, girls do it with class
Taking cocks way deep up the ass
While drinking a beer
They offer a cheer

 

[Lia Monde]

In Munich, girls do it with class
Taking cocks way deep up the ass
While drinking a beer
They offer a cheer
And they all fuck the crowd en masse