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Hanna was a beautiful doll
She lay down on a small grassy knoll
Her porcelain skin
 
Hanna was a beautiful doll
She lay down on a small grassy knoll
Her porcelain skin
And beauty within
 
Hanna was a beautiful doll
She lay down on a small grassy knoll
Her porcelain skin
And beauty within
Held all who saw her in thrall
 
Joy was plain but sure could write
She had no dates, just wrote all night
Joy wrote a bestseller
 
Joy was plain but sure could write
She had no dates, just wrote all night
Joy wrote a bestseller
'Bout a fortune teller
 
Joy was plain but sure could write
She had no dates, just wrote all night
Joy wrote a bestseller
'Bout a fortune teller
Now she's airtight every night
 
Jesse bragged about his affairs
Had on elevators and stairs
But when he would moan
As he's getting blown
 
Jesse bragged about his affairs
Had on elevators and stairs
But when he would moan
As he's getting blown
The bliss would bring him to tears
 
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Connie's lips were large and bright red
Every man wanted to get in her bed
But there was a cost
 
Connie's lips were large and bright red
Every man wanted to get in her bed
But there was a cost
Her legs remained crossed
 
Connie's lips were large and bright red
Every man wanted to get in her bed
But there was a cost
Her legs remained crossed
Unless you promised good head
 
She went to bed wearing her heels
Using them generated squeals
Just like in good porn
They screwed until morn
 
She went to bed wearing her heels
Using them generated squeals
Just like in good porn
They screwed until morn
Now sleep, then a reprise appeals
 
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