Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[walkingeagle]

There once was Mermaid from Arizona
Who gave fishermen a bona
And often raised her tail
So he'll unfurl his snail

He soon had her Impaled

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He soon had her Impaled
His vigor never failed

 

[Lia Monde]

He soon had her Impaled
His vigor never failed
Accepting his rod

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He soon had her Impaled
His vigor never failed
Accepting his rod
In this house of God

 

[Lia Monde]

He soon had her Impaled
His vigor never failed
Accepting his rod
In this house of God
Gladys was soon thoroughly nailed

 

[Lia Monde]

In Rome, Joan would offer her cunt

 

[Hornblende]

In Rome, Joan would offer her cunt
On the Tiber, while riding a punt!

 

[Lia Monde]

In Rome, Joan would offer her cunt
On the Tiber, while riding a punt!
She frolicked with glee

 

[Hornblende]

In Rome, Joan would offer her cunt
On the Tiber, while riding a punt!
She frolicked with glee,
let the Vatican see

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

In Rome, Joan would offer her cunt
On the Tiber, while riding a punt!
She frolicked with glee,
let the Vatican see
The Pope watched, wanked, cummed with a grunt

 

[Lia Monde]

The desert girl has bright red lips

 

[lil52hotrod]

The desert girl has bright red lips it wasn't from the sun but, from sucking to much dick

 

[Lia Monde]

The desert girl has bright red lips
Which contrast with her pink lacy slips

 

[Lia Monde]

The desert girl has bright red lips
Which contrast with her pink lacy slips
She's willing to try

 

[Lia Monde]

The desert girl has bright red lips
Which contrast with her pink lacy slips
She's willing to try
Almost any guy

 

[cliteatingman]

The desert girl has bright red lips
Which contrast with her pink lacy slips
She's willing to try
Almost any guy
If he gives her generous tips

 

[Lia Monde]

Beth feels better after some wine

 

[cliteatingman]

Beth feels better after some wine
She'll often spread her thighs so divine

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Beth feels better after some wine
She'll often spread her thighs so divine
The cork up her bum

 

[Lia Monde]

Beth feels better after some wine
She'll often spread her thighs so divine
The cork up her bum
Lying on her tum

 

[HypnosDenied]

Beth feels better after some wine
She'll often spread her thighs so divine
The cork up her bum
Lying on her tum
The sight of her is quite sublime

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She sold her "cookies" door to door

 

[Lia Monde]

She sold her "cookies" door to door
They look great, I will take some more
No crumbs in this bed

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She sold her "cookies" door to door
They look great, I will take some more
No crumbs in this bed
Else I won't give head!

 

[Lia Monde]

She sold her "cookies" door to door
They look great, I will take some more
No crumbs in this bed
Else I won't give head!
Her followers were soon a corps