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[Hornblende]

Her body could flex into shapes
Showing her "carpet matched the drapes"
Appreciative eyes
On those strong looking thighs
From which no victim ever escapes.

 

[Lia Monde]

They danced naked in the sunlight

 

[Hornblende]

They danced naked in the sunlight
'Til they couldn't resist the delight

 

[Lia Monde]

They danced naked in the sunlight
'Til they couldn't resist the delight
Of coupling on the grass

 

[Hornblende]

They danced naked in the sunlight
'Til they couldn't resist the delight
Of coupling on the grass
(Which tickled her ass!)

 

[Lia Monde]

They danced naked in the sunlight
'Til they couldn't resist the delight
Of coupling on the grass
(Which tickled her ass!)
He praised her for being so tight

 

[Lia Monde]

Jan's pubic hair was dark and lush

 

[LadyJS]

Jan's pubic hair was dark and lush
Because each morning she would brush

 

[Hornblende]

Jan's pubic hair was dark and lush
Because each morning she would brush
He offered to stroke

 

[Misha_Davis]

Jan's pubic hair was dark and lush
Because each morning she would brush
He offered to stroke
Followed by a poke

 

[Lia Monde]

Jan's pubic hair was dark and lush
Because each morning she would brush
He offered to stroke
Followed by a poke
Capped by an explosive push

 

[Lia Monde]

In a penthouse, she loses her pants

 

[Hornblende]

In a penthouse, she loses her pants
To a drug-addled loser called Lance

 

[Lia Monde]

In a penthouse, she loses her pants
To a drug-addled loser called Lance
It was a mistake

 

[Hornblende]

In a penthouse, she loses her pants
To a drug-addled loser called Lance
It was a mistake
To eat all his cake

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

In a penthouse, she loses her pants
To a drug-addled loser called Lance
It was a mistake
To eat all his cake
'Cause now she's too high for romance

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She danced like no one was watching

 

[walkingeagle]

She danced like no one was watchin
Her boobies a bouncing

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She danced like no one was watching
Her boobies a bouncing
He unzipped his pants

 

[walkingeagle]

She danced like no one was watching
Her boobies a bouncing
He unzipped his pants
And pulled out his lance

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She danced like no one was watching
Her boobies a bouncing
He unzipped his pants
And pulled out his lance
Hoping she won't resist touching

 

[walkingeagle]

There once was Mermaid from Arizona

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

There once was Mermaid from Arizona
Who gave fishermen a bona

 

[walkingeagle]

There once was Mermaid from Arizona
Who gave fishermen a bona
And often raised her tail

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

There once was Mermaid from Arizona
Who gave fishermen a bona
And often raised her tail
So he'll unfurl his snail