Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Morna]

a nip on the neck is a scream
but a nibble on cock is supreme

 

[Lia Monde]

a nip on the neck is a scream
wallowing in the bed with a crazy daydream
about bats and big fangs



a nip on the neck is a scream
but a nibble on cock is supreme
especially Dracula's sword

 

[MattWolf]

a nip on the neck is a scream
but a nibble on cock is supreme
especially Dracula's sword
so lovely, long and broad

 

[subdued_passion]

a nip on the neck is a scream
but a nibble on cock is supreme
especially Dracula's sword
so lovely, long and broad
few sucks and your mouth's full of cream.

 

[subdued_passion]

There was a toothy man named Vlad

 

[Kinkster101]

There was a toothy man named Vlad
In a long jet black cloak was he clad

 

[AbsintheFather]

There was a toothy man named Vlad
In a long jet black cloak was he clad
With a wolf named Fang

 

[subdued_passion]

There was a toothy man named Vlad
In a long jet black cloak was he clad
With a wolf named Fang
led the Twilight gang

 

[AbsintheFather]

There was a toothy man named Vlad
In a long jet black cloak was he clad
With a wolf named Fang
led the Twilight gang
And sometimes suck an old maxi-pad

 

[subdued_passion]

There was a toothy man named Vlad
In a long jet black cloak was he clad
With a wolf named Fang
led the Twilight gang
And sometimes suck an old maxi-pad

Such perversions you learn of on Lit!

 

[Kinkster101]

Hunger, thirst and addiction make some people do abnormal things...

 

[85Ironman]

Hunger, thirst and addiction make
Abnormal actions that some take

 

[MattWolf]

Hunger, thirst and addiction make
Abnormal actions that some take
Myself I prefer to lie

 

[Lia Monde]

Hunger, thirst and addiction make
Abnormal actions that some take
Myself I prefer to lie
And roll my eyes to the sky

 

[mamasota]

The music that I like to hear
bothers some people I fear
but I search on the racks
for my favorite tracks
and fuck it I don't really care



Hola Lia Monde

 

[LoveToLurk]

Hunger, thirst and addiction make
Abnormal actions that some take
Myself I prefer to lie
And roll my eyes to the sky
And say, "let them eat cake!"

 

[ThisIsHero]

Naughty girl and naughty boy

 

[Lia Monde]

Naughty girl and naughty boy
Connect for some hot and naughty joy

 

[MattWolf]

Naughty girl and naughty boy
Connect for some hot and naughty joy
Kissing in the sparkling sun

 

[Lia Monde]

Naughty girl and naughty boy
Connect for some hot and naughty joy
Kissing in the sparkling sun
With all their clothes undone

 

[MattWolf]

Naughty girl and naughty boy
Connect for some hot and naughty joy
Kissing in the sparkling sun
With all their clothes undone
For neither were particularly coy

 

[Lia Monde]

Naughty girl and naughty boy
Connect for some hot and naughty joy
Kissing in the sparkling sun
With all their clothes undone
For neither were particularly coy

When they tumbled in the grass

 

[MattWolf]

When they tumbled in the grass
And he slapped her on the arse

 

[Lia Monde]

When they tumbled in the grass
And he slapped her on the arse
Her legs spread wide

 

[MattWolf]

When they tumbled in the grass
And he slapped her on the arse
Her legs spread wide
Inviting him inside