Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[subdued_passion]

Hallowe'en can give you a fright
Scary things go 'bump' in the night
So cuddle up close
and as the night goes
elude the grim touch of a spryte.

 

[Lia Monde]

Carrots have uses erotic

 

[cliteatingman]

Carrots have uses erotic
And orgasms calm the psychotic

 

[butters]

Carrots have uses erotic
And orgasms calm the psychotic
"That doc was a quack!"

 

[Midnight_Man]

Carrots have uses erotic
And orgasms calm the psychotic
"That doc was a quack!"
But he had a real knack

 

[Lia Monde]

Carrots have uses erotic
And orgasms calm the psychotic
"That doc was a quack!"
But he had a real knack
For consuming veggies exotic.

 

[MattWolf]

NEW LIMERICK

Sam went slowly home from work

 

[subdued_passion]

Sam went slowly home from work
upset with his boss, the jerk!

 

[MattWolf]

Sam went slowly home from work
upset with his boss, the jerk!
the man was mad

 

[MedicalMuse]

Sam went slowly home from work
upset with his boss, the jerk!
the man was mad
No help to be had

 

[MattWolf]

Sam went slowly home from work
upset with his boss, the jerk!
the man was mad
No help to be had
So next day he slaughtered the berk.

 

[MedicalMuse]

On a dark, and quite starry night

 

[MattWolf]

On a dark, and quite starry night
A young girl woke up with a fright.

 

[MedicalMuse]

On a dark, and quite starry night
A young girl woke up with a fright.
With a man in her bed

 

[MattWolf]

On a dark, and quite starry night
A young girl woke up with a fright.
With a man in her bed
Who was recently dead

 

[MattWolf]

.....

?????

 

[butters]

On a dark, and quite starry night
A young girl woke up with a fright.
With a man in her bed
Who was recently dead
All toothy and looking to bite.

 

[subdued_passion]

His fangs seemed to glow in the dark

 

[MattWolf]

On a dark, and quite starry night
A young girl woke up with a fright.
With a man in her bed
Who was recently dead
All toothy and looking to bite.

much better and a nice twist

 

[MattWolf]

His fangs seemed to glow in the dark
About which ladies would remark:

 

[butters]

His fangs seemed to glow in the dark
About which ladies would remark:
who's your hygienist?

 

[MattWolf]

His fangs seemed to glow in the dark
About which ladies would remark:
"who's your hygienist?"
For he wasn't the cleanest

 

[Kinkster101]

His fangs seemed to glow in the dark
About which ladies would remark:
"who's your hygienist?"
For he wasn't the cleanest
Whilst he searches for a soul to kindle a spark

 

[butters]

a nip on the neck is a scream

 

[Kinkster101]

a nip on the neck is a scream
wallowing in the bed with a crazy daydream