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[ThisIsHero]

Sexy Sal seduced Sam the stud
And fucked with him and his bud
She felt a little guilt
As she lay in her quilts

 

[Lia Monde]

Sexy Sal seduced Sam the stud
And fucked with him and his bud
She felt a little guilt
As she lay in her quilts
Because she gave them both the crud.

 

[Lia Monde]

The cheerleader promised to perform

 

[Magicola]

The cheerleader promised to perform
And all the boys got the horn

 

[subdued_passion]

The cheerleader promised to perform
wearing a barely there uniform.

 

[travelmate2002]

The cheerleader promised to perform
wearing a barely there uniform.
displaying underwear in pink

 

[Lia Monde]

The cheerleader promised to perform
wearing a barely there uniform.
displaying underwear in pink
She kicked her leg with a wink

 

[travelmate2002]

The cheerleader promised to perform
wearing a barely there uniform.
displaying underwear in pink
She kicked her leg with a wink
but cheers from the crowd were lukewarm.

 

[subdued_passion]

The cheerleader kicker her leg high,
displaying more than just her thigh

 

[cliteatingman]

The cheerleader kicked her leg high,
displaying more than just her thigh
When the kicker witnessed her cunt
He totally screwed up his punt

 

[Midnight_Man]

The cheerleader kicked her leg high,
displaying more than just her thigh
When the kicker witnessed her cunt
He totally screwed up his punt
And the game ended up in a tie

 

[Lia Monde]

MM played music to seduce

 

[travelmate2002]

MM played music to seduce
his neighbor who was a recluse

 

[subdued_passion]

MM played music to seduce
his neighbor who was a recluse
His guitar riffs lured

 

[85Ironman]

MM played music to seduce
his neighbor who was a recluse
His guitar riffs lured
Instead quite the nerd

 

[Lia Monde]

MM played music to seduce
his neighbor who was a recluse
His guitar riffs lured
Instead quite the nerd
But an orgasm it still did produce.

 

[Lia Monde]

Halloween gave the harlot a thrill

 

[cliteatingman]

Halloween gave the harlot a thrill
She turned tricks and got treats worth a mill

 

[LoveToLurk]

Halloween gave the harlot a thrill
She turned tricks and got treats worth a mill
Her johns would take Snickers

 

[ThisIsHero]

Halloween gave the harlot a thrill
She turned tricks and got treats worth a mill
Her johns would take Snickers
And so off with her knickers

 

[weespanner]

Halloween gave the harlot a thrill
She turned tricks and got treats worth a mill
Her johns would take Snickers
And so off with her knickers
Then into her pump-quim they'd spill

 

[PrurientProf]

Hallowe'en can give you a fright

 

[AbsintheFather]

Hallowe'en can give you a fright
Scary things go 'bump' in the night

 

[Lia Monde]

Hallowe'en can give you a fright
Scary things go 'bump' in the night
So cuddle up close

 

[travelmate2002]

Hallowe'en can give you a fright
Scary things go 'bump' in the night
So cuddle up close
and as the night goes