Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[essa_]

Bella's spouse was the jealous kind
With big muscles you rarely find
No man dared approach
For fear of his roach

 

[AbsintheFather]

Bella's spouse was the jealous kind
With big muscles you rarely find
No man dared approach
For fear of his roach
'tho they all watched her behind

 

[AbsintheFather]

She appeared right out of the blue

 

[butters]

She appeared right out of the blue
And smiled, slow and lazy, it's true

 

[essa_]

She appeared right out of the blue
Riding bareback an enormous gnu

 

[AbsintheFather]

She appeared right out of the blue
And smiled, slow and lazy, it's true
A sight for sore eyes




She appeared right out of the blue
Riding bareback an enormous gnu
Like Lady Godiva

 

[butters]

She appeared right out of the blue
And smiled, slow and lazy, it's true
A sight for sore eyes
With those long, milky thighs




She appeared right out of the blue
Riding bareback an enormous gnu
Like Lady Godiva
But not so refined, a

 

[essa_]

She appeared right out of the blue
And smiled, slow and lazy, it's true
A sight for sore eyes
She unclamped her thighs


She appeared right out of the blue
Riding bareback an enormous gnu
Like Lady Godiva
She offered a fiver

 

[AbsintheFather]

You two are ganging up on me, this is getting exponentially tougher

She appeared right out of the blue
And smiled, slow and lazy, it's true
A sight for sore eyes
With those long, milky thighs
I dreamed good things would ensue



She appeared right out of the blue
Riding bareback an enormous gnu
Like Lady Godiva
But not so refined, a
hideous and nasty old shrew



She appeared right out of the blue
And smiled, slow and lazy, it's true
A sight for sore eyes
She unclamped her thighs
And I quickly said to my wife "adieu"


She appeared right out of the blue
Riding bareback an enormous gnu
Like Lady Godiva
She offered a fiver
So I laid her and ate her canoe

 

[butters]

her canoe? hahahahaha

 

[AbsintheFather]

her canoe? hahahahaha

I liked that bit myself

 

[essa_]

I liked that bit myself

Haha it certainly tickled me

 

[cowslinger64]

Haha it certainly tickled me

no limerick...I just wanna have a weekend of wild, unrestrained sex with essa..


MMMMMMM

 

[AbsintheFather]

no limerick...I just wanna have a weekend of wild, unrestrained sex with essa..


MMMMMMM

Hey - hands off, I'm workin' here

 

[essa_]

no limerick...I just wanna have a weekend of wild, unrestrained sex with essa..


MMMMMMM

Just a weekend? Damn, I had you down for three days at least

 

[cowslinger64]

Hey - hands off, I'm workin' here

well can I help???



and sorry...but I didn't read a single post other than hers...

 

[cowslinger64]

Just a weekend? Damn, I had you down for three days at least

lets call it a LOOOOOOOOONG weekend.

 

[essa_]

Hey - hands off, I'm workin' here

And in keeping with the thread

Hey - hands off I'm working here
Said absin with a bit of a sneer

 

[essa_]

lets call it a LOOOOOOOOONG weekend.

ya got me on LOOOOOOOOONG

 

[AbsintheFather]

And in keeping with the thread

Hey - hands off I'm working here
Said absin with a bit of a sneer
But 'slinger just lied

 

[essa_]

Hey - hands off I'm working here
Said absin with a bit of a sneer
But 'slinger just lied
Stamped his feet and cried

 

[AbsintheFather]

Hey - hands off I'm working here
Said absin with a bit of a sneer
But 'slinger just lied
Stamped his feet and cried
"But check out the size of my gear "

 

[essa_]

She looked through a magnifying glass

 

[cowslinger64]

She looked through a magnifying glass

you'll never get in my pants like that, silly ass.



:caning:

 

[AbsintheFather]

She looked through a magnifying glass
"You'll never get in my pants like that, silly ass."
To that she replied