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[AbsintheFather]

Abs loved ladies who could talk dirty
To him they seemed especially purty



She was known for her beauty and brains
(also her fondness for whips and chains)
Clad in tight leather

 

[essa_]

Very good - I don't know where Essa wandered off to, but she's really good at these here dirty ditties - we want to keep her around

Do you fear that I may scare her off?


Abs loved ladies who could talk dirty

I wandered off to me next favourite thread and annoyed everyone on there for a wee while

Aww nope, you didn't scare me off, just this minute come back for a look.

 

[AbsintheFather]

I wandered off to me next favourite thread and annoyed everyone on there for a wee while

Aww nope, you didn't scare me off, just this minute come back for a look.

I guess I didn't try hard enough then, did I

 

[essa_]

I guess I didn't try hard enough then, did I

Haha you'd have to try harder than that I'm a stayer me

 

[subdued_passion]

Abs loved ladies who could talk dirty
To him they seemed especially purty
Everything oral



She was known for her beauty and brains
(also her fondness for whips and chains)
Clad in tight leather
tits pulled together

 

[AbsintheFather]

Abs loved ladies who could talk dirty
To him they seemed especially purty
Everything oral
and not one moral



She was known for her beauty and brains
(also her fondness for whips and chains)
Clad in tight leather
tits pulled together
She'd saddle me and pull on the reins

 

[weespanner]

Abs loved ladies who could talk dirty
To him they seemed especially purty
Everything oral
and not one moral
Got him all excited and flirty

 

[cliteatingman]

Weespanner had quite a hot pair

 

[weespanner]

Weespanner had quite a hot pair
She flashed them once for a dare

 

[Sprydle]

Weespanner had quite a hot pair
She flashed them once for a dare
Then doing so again and again

 

[Lia Monde]

Weespanner had quite a hot pair
She flashed them once for a dare
Then doing so again and again
With a lust you can't feign

 

[travelmate2002]

Weespanner had quite a hot pair
She flashed them once for a dare
Then doing so again and again
With a lust you can't feign
seeing such beauties so rare

 

[ThisIsHero]

There once was a woman of France

 

[subdued_passion]

There once was a woman of France
she never dared take any chance

 

[travelmate2002]

There once was a woman of France
she never dared take any chance
with the men in bed

 

[subdued_passion]

There once was a woman of France
she never dared take any chance.
with the men in bed
she'd never give head

 

[travelmate2002]

There once was a woman of France
she never dared take any chance.
with the men in bed
she'd never give head
for fear of gagging on their lance!

 

[subdued_passion]

To get a lady on her knees

 

[travelmate2002]

To get a lady on her knees
you could try saying, 'Please..'

 

[weespanner]

To get a lady on her knees
you could try saying, 'Please..'
Maybe if you beg

 

[Midnight_Man]

To get a lady on her knees
you could try saying, 'Please..'
Maybe if you beg
or buy her a keg

 

[weespanner]

To get a lady on her knees
you could try saying, 'Please..'
Maybe if you beg
or buy her a keg
She'll give it a lick and a squeeze

 

[Midnight_Man]

Joey thinks redheads are hot

 

[LoveToLurk]

Joey thinks redheads are hot
Even if the carpet and drapes match not

 

[BradBigBrain]

joey thinks redheads are hot
Even if the carpet and drapes match not
She had the fire bush