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She looked through a magnifying glass
"You'll never get in my pants like that, silly ass."
To that she replied
Wanna tan my hide?
 
She looked through a magnifying glass
"You'll never get in my pants like that, silly ass."
To that she replied
Wanna tan my hide?
He smiled as she broke their impasse
 
The teaching intern wore a short skirt
And with all the boys she did flirt
She caused such a fuss
 
The teaching intern wore a short skirt
And with all the boys she did flirt
She caused such a fuss
when she missed the bus
 
The teaching intern wore a short skirt
And with all the boys she did flirt
She caused such a fuss
when she missed the bus
The boys sent out an urgent alert.

They found her half dressed in the woods
 
They found her half dressed in the woods
on full display were her ample goods
Tied to a tree
 
They found her half dressed in the woods
on full display were her ample goods
Tied to a tree
For all to see
 
They found her half dressed in the woods
on full display were her ample goods
Tied to a tree
For all to see
But they forgot to remove their hoods :eek:
 
She was a damsel in distress
Desperately trying to impress
the local white knight
Brought along a kite
 
She was a damsel in distress
Desperately trying to impress
the local white knight
Brought along a kite
For a horse he didn't possess.


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She was a damsel in distress
Desperately trying to impress
the local white knight
was nowhere in sight.
If only he'd find her address!
 
There was a knight with a lion heart
Too bad he wasn't all that smart
But his spear was true
He knew how to screw
 
There was a knight with a lion heart
Too bad he wasn't all that smart
But his spear was true
He knew how to screw
A lady just as well as a tart.
 
There was a knight with a lion heart
Too bad he wasn't all that smart
But his spear was true
He knew how to screw
A lady just as well as a tart.


Very good - I don't know where Essa wandered off to, but she's really good at these here dirty ditties - we want to keep her around
 
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