Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[essa_]

She looked through a magnifying glass
"You'll never get in my pants like that, silly ass."
To that she replied
Wanna tan my hide?

 

[AbsintheFather]

She looked through a magnifying glass
"You'll never get in my pants like that, silly ass."
To that she replied
Wanna tan my hide?
He smiled as she broke their impasse

 

[Lia Monde]

The teaching intern wore a short skirt

 

[Midnight_Man]

The teaching intern wore a short skirt
And with all the boys she did flirt

 

[Lia Monde]

The teaching intern wore a short skirt
And with all the boys she did flirt
She caused such a fuss

 

[travelmate2002]

The teaching intern wore a short skirt
And with all the boys she did flirt
She caused such a fuss
when she missed the bus

 

[Lia Monde]

The teaching intern wore a short skirt
And with all the boys she did flirt
She caused such a fuss
when she missed the bus
The boys sent out an urgent alert.

They found her half dressed in the woods

 

[travelmate2002]

They found her half dressed in the woods
on full display were her ample goods

 

[essa_]

They found her half dressed in the woods
on full display were her ample goods
Tied to a tree

 

[AbsintheFather]

They found her half dressed in the woods
on full display were her ample goods
Tied to a tree
For all to see

 

[essa_]

They found her half dressed in the woods
on full display were her ample goods
Tied to a tree
For all to see
But they forgot to remove their hoods

 

[AbsintheFather]

She was a damsel in distress

 

[essa_]

She was a damsel in distress
Desperately trying to impress

 

[subdued_passion]

She was a damsel in distress
Desperately trying to impress
the local white knight

 

[essa_]

She was a damsel in distress
Desperately trying to impress
the local white knight
Brought along a kite

 

[subdued_passion]

She was a damsel in distress
Desperately trying to impress
the local white knight
Brought along a kite
For a horse he didn't possess.


OR


She was a damsel in distress
Desperately trying to impress
the local white knight
was nowhere in sight.
If only he'd find her address!

 

[subdued_passion]

There was a knight with a lion heart

 

[AbsintheFather]

There was a knight with a lion heart
Too bad he wasn't all that smart

 

[subdued_passion]

There was a knight with a lion heart
Too bad he wasn't all that smart
But his spear was true

 

[AbsintheFather]

There was a knight with a lion heart
Too bad he wasn't all that smart
But his spear was true
He knew how to screw

 

[subdued_passion]

There was a knight with a lion heart
Too bad he wasn't all that smart
But his spear was true
He knew how to screw
A lady just as well as a tart.

 

[AbsintheFather]

There was a knight with a lion heart
Too bad he wasn't all that smart
But his spear was true
He knew how to screw
A lady just as well as a tart.

Very good - I don't know where Essa wandered off to, but she's really good at these here dirty ditties - we want to keep her around

 

[AbsintheFather]

She was known for her beauty and brains

 

[subdued_passion]

Very good - I don't know where Essa wandered off to, but she's really good at these here dirty ditties - we want to keep her around

Do you fear that I may scare her off?


Abs loved ladies who could talk dirty

 

[subdued_passion]

She was known for her beauty and brains
(also her fondness for whips and chains)