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[travelmate2002]

He hated spending time with his mom

 

[subdued_passion]

He hated spending time with his mom
Though all his friends thought she was da bomb

 

[travelmate2002]

He hated spending time with his mom
Though all his friends thought she was da bomb
he found her too cold

 

[subdued_passion]

He hated spending time with his mom
Though all his friends thought she was da bomb
he found her too cold
and also, too old

 

[travelmate2002]

He hated spending time with his mom
Though all his friends thought she was da bomb
he found her too cold
and also, too old
so now quite often uses his palm.

 

[subdued_passion]

To love your mommy is a crime

 

[poppadog]

To love your mommy is a crime
But some girls do it all the time!

 

[subdued_passion]

To love your mommy is a crime
But some girls do it all the time!
She does know what's best

 

[AbsintheFather]

To love your mommy is a crime
But some girls do it all the time!
She does know what's best
Rubbing salve on your chest

 

[TheMogul40]

To love your mommy is a crime
But some girls do it all the time!
She does know what's best
Rubbing salve on your chest
Makes you smell like lemon / lime

 

[subdued_passion]

The size of lemons, were her tits

 

[TheMogul40]

The size of lemons, were her tits
Yet she gave the fellows fits,

 

[fma20fma]

hi

The size of lemons, were her tits
Yet she gave the fellows fits,

driving them all nuts
but none had the guts
to do their bits

 

[subdued_passion]

She knew just how to drive 'em wild

 

[TheMogul40]

She knew just how to drive 'em wild
Loved her toys more than a child,

 

[fma20fma]

hi

She knew just how to drive 'em wild
Loved her toys more than a child,

but her manners were mild

 

[Lia Monde]

She knew just how to drive 'em wild
Loved her toys more than a child,
But her manners were mild
As she played and beguiled

 

[travelmate2002]

She knew just how to drive 'em wild
Loved her toys more than a child,
But her manners were mild
As she played and beguiled
teaching new games to her stepchild.

 

[fma20fma]

hi

She knew just how to drive 'em wild
Loved her toys more than a child,
But her manners were mild
As she played and beguiled
teaching new games to her stepchild.

watching butterflies in the wild.

 

[TheMogul40]

Zanda knew too well how to please

 

[Midnight_Man]

Zanda knew too well how to please
And many a man did she tease

 

[weespanner]

Zanda knew too well how to please
And many a man did she tease
They could look but not touch

 

[travelmate2002]

Zanda knew too well how to please
And many a man did she tease
They could look but not touch
their cock she would clutch

 

[Lia Monde]

Zanda knew too well how to please
And many a man did she tease
They could look but not touch
their cock she would clutch
And wore gloves to prevent the disease.

 

[Lia Monde]

Her cameltoe attracted his eyes.