Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[weespanner]

A girl removed her wet thong on a train
What? You mean she did it again?

 

[cliteatingman]

A girl removed her wet thong on a train
What? You mean she did it again?
I took it and sniffed

 

[weespanner]

A girl removed her wet thong on a train
What? You mean she did it again?
I took it and sniffed
She looked a bit miffed

 

[cliteatingman]

A girl removed her wet thong on a train
What? You mean she did it again?
I took it and sniffed
She looked a bit miffed
Until I orally assisted her an orgasm to attain

 

[weespanner]

or even...

A girl removed her wet thong on a train
What? You mean she did it again?
I took it and sniffed
She looked a bit miffed
Because I had spotted a stain

 

[cliteatingman]

Weespanner has a great pair

 

[weespanner]

Weespanner has a great pair
of panties that she likes to wear

 

[cliteatingman]

Weespanner has a great pair
of panties that she likes to wear
And when she removes them

 

[weespanner]

Weespanner has a great pair
of panties that she likes to wear
And when she removes them
She carefully smoothes 'em
Cos she doesn't want them to tear


Oops, one for Jett!

 

[andy_charles]

While having to work at the bar

 

[weespanner]

While having to work at the bar
I once met a famous porn star

 

[cliteatingman]

While having to work at the bar
I once met a famous porn star
She asked for a shot of my cum

 

[weespanner]

While having to work at the bar
I once met a famous porn star
She asked for a shot of my cum
All over her bum

 

[travelmate2002]

While having to work at the bar
I once met a famous porn star
She asked for a shot of my cum
All over her bum
on which there was a big red scar.

 

[subdued_passion]

The porn star lay covered in cum

 

[border_humper]

The porn star lay covered in cum
Ready to swallow every drop--and then some.

 

[LoveToLurk]

The porn star lay covered in cum
Ready to swallow every drop--and then some.
She leaned over and licked

 

[andy_charles]

]The porn star lay covered in cum
Ready to swallow every drop--and then some.
She leaned over and licked
Her tongue swept and flicked

 

[travelmate2002]

The porn star lay covered in cum
Ready to swallow every drop--and then some.
She leaned over and licked
Her tongue swept and flicked
then washed it down with some rum.

 

[subdued_passion]

She ordered a Sex on the Beach

 

[Scrubber]

She ordered a Sex on the Beach
As the barman ogled her peach

 

[subdued_passion]

She ordered a Sex on the Beach
As the barman ogled her peach
He used coconut rum

 

[Sprydle]

She ordered a Sex on the Beach
As the barman ogled her peach
He used coconut rum
Accidentally he spilled some on her bum

 

[subdued_passion]

She ordered a Sex on the Beach
As the barman ogled her peach
He used coconut rum
Accidentally he spilled some on her bum
Relax, he said, it's good anal bleach.

 

[border_humper]

The invitation read: "We're hosting an orgy; Please come!"