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A girl removed her wet thong on a train
What? You mean she did it again?:eek:
I took it and sniffed
 
A girl removed her wet thong on a train
What? You mean she did it again?:eek:
I took it and sniffed
She looked a bit miffed
 
A girl removed her wet thong on a train
What? You mean she did it again?
I took it and sniffed
She looked a bit miffed
Until I orally assisted her an orgasm to attain
 
or even...

A girl removed her wet thong on a train
What? You mean she did it again?
I took it and sniffed
She looked a bit miffed
Because I had spotted a stain
 
Weespanner has a great pair
of panties that she likes to wear
And when she removes them
 
Weespanner has a great pair
of panties that she likes to wear
And when she removes them
She carefully smoothes 'em
Cos she doesn't want them to tear


Oops, one for Jett!
 
While having to work at the bar
I once met a famous porn star
She asked for a shot of my cum
 
While having to work at the bar
I once met a famous porn star
She asked for a shot of my cum
All over her bum
 
While having to work at the bar
I once met a famous porn star
She asked for a shot of my cum
All over her bum
on which there was a big red scar.
 
The porn star lay covered in cum
Ready to swallow every drop--and then some.
She leaned over and licked
 
]The porn star lay covered in cum
Ready to swallow every drop--and then some.
She leaned over and licked
Her tongue swept and flicked
 
The porn star lay covered in cum
Ready to swallow every drop--and then some.
She leaned over and licked
Her tongue swept and flicked
then washed it down with some rum.
 
She ordered a Sex on the Beach
As the barman ogled her peach
He used coconut rum
Accidentally he spilled some on her bum
 
She ordered a Sex on the Beach
As the barman ogled her peach
He used coconut rum
Accidentally he spilled some on her bum
Relax, he said, it's good anal bleach.
 
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