Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[travelmate2002]

The invitation read: "We're hosting an orgy; Please come!"
All the sex you want, then some

 

[Lia Monde]

The invitation read: "We're hosting an orgy; Please come!"
All the sex you want, then some
The party was packed

 

[travelmate2002]

The invitation read: "We're hosting an orgy; Please come!"
All the sex you want, then some
The party was packed
but spice it lacked

 

[subdued_passion]

The invitation read: "We're hosting an orgy; Please come!"
All the sex you want, then some
The party was packed
but spice it lacked
So they ran a train on the begum.

 

[travelmate2002]

The act got all to their feet

 

[subdued_passion]

The act got all to their feet
All ready for a repeat

 

[travelmate2002]

The act got all to their feet
All ready for a repeat
of the night before

 

[fma20fma]

hi

their acts to the fore

 

[Lia Monde]

The act got all to their feet
All ready for a repeat
of the night before
Their acts to the fore
Their performances were sweaty and neat.

 

[Lia Monde]

Chantel's nightgown was lacy and sheer

 

[weespanner]

Chantel's nightgown was lacy and sheer
She bent over and wriggled her rear

 

[Scrubber]

Chantel's nightgown was lacy and sheer
She bent over and wriggled her rear
The gown caught on a nail

 

[Midnight_Man]

Chantel's nightgown was lacy and sheer
She bent over and wriggled her rear
The gown caught on a nail
And away her nightie sailed

 

[weespanner]

Chantel's nightgown was lacy and sheer
She bent over and wriggled her rear
The gown caught on a nail
And away her nightie sailed
Leaving her in the nude on the pier

 

[PrurientProf]

That pier was home to many a sailor

 

[Midnight_Man]

That pier was home to many a sailor
They longed for a girl named Taylor

 

[walkawayrenee]

That pier was home to many a sailor
They longed for a girl named Taylor
Who was dressed all in lace

 

[Midnight_Man]

That pier was home to many a sailor
They longed for a girl named Taylor
Who was dressed all in lace
Such elegance and grace

 

[walkawayrenee]

That pier was home to many a sailor
They longed for a girl named Taylor
Who was dressed all in lace
Such elegance and grace
Each one of them wanted to nail her.

 

[Midnight_Man]

That pier was home to many a sailor
They longed for a girl named Taylor
Who was dressed all in lace
Such elegance and grace
Each one of them wanted to nail her.

great finish

 

[cliteatingman]

Taylor, she wanted but one

 

[walkawayrenee]

Taylor, she wanted but one
because with him she had so much fun

 

[Sprydle]

Taylor, she wanted but one
because with him she had so much fun
but toyed with the thought "what would it be like with two"

 

[fma20fma]

Taylor, she wanted but one
because with him she had so much fun
but toyed with the thought "what would it be like with two"

but refrained because it may be taboo

 

[subdued_passion]

Taylor, she wanted but one
because with him she had so much fun
but toyed with the thought "what would it be like with two
but refrained because it may be taboo
So she stuck to fucking her son.




Anyone care to explain why other posters get away with not following limerick rules yet my every misstep is always highlighted?
Biased bards!