Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[subdued_passion]

Weekend looming he had this urge
Take his girl out shopping, and splurge

 

[travelmate2002]

Weekend looming he had this urge
Take his girl out shopping, and splurge
on a pricey dinner

 

[subdued_passion]

Weekend looming he had this urge
Take his girl out shopping, and splurge
on a pricey dinner
with hopes to win 'er

 

[travelmate2002]

Weekend looming he had this urge
Take his girl out shopping, and splurge
on a pricey dinner
with hopes to win 'er
just the thought made his blood surge!

 

[tericloth]

She noticed her across the bar.

 

[Scrubber]

She noticed her across the bar.
In particular that she wore no bra.

 

[weespanner]

She noticed her across the bar.
In particular that she wore no bra.
Her nipples were hard

Hey Scrubber!

 

[subdued_passion]

She noticed her across the bar.
In particular that she wore no bra.
Her nipples were hard
Tough, to disregard

 

[weespanner]

She noticed her across the bar.
In particular that she wore no bra.
Her nipples were hard
Tough, to disregard
Shaped like the butt of a cigar

 

[subdued_passion]

Her booty jiggled temptingly

 

[weespanner]

Have to use a little poetic license so we can actually make a rhyme...


Her booty temptingly jiggled
Whenever she hiccuped or giggled

 

[Scrubber]

Her booty temptingly jiggled
Whenever she hiccuped or giggled
But if she bent down


Hi Spanner. Long time no see - I have been crazy busy.

 

[poppadog]

Her booty temptingly jiggled
Whenever she hiccuped or giggled
But if she bent down
Her tits hit the ground

 

[weespanner]

Her booty temptingly jiggled
Whenever she hiccuped or giggled
But if she bent down
Her tits hit the ground
When out of her bra they both wriggled

 

[subdued_passion]

Her jiggle was hard to contain

 

[border_humper]

Her jiggle was hard to contain
When riding naked on the elevated train

 

[Scrubber]

Her jiggle was hard to contain
When riding naked on the elevated train.
The ticket man fainted

 

[weespanner]

Her jiggle was hard to contain
When riding naked on the elevated train.
The ticket man fainted
He wasn't acquainted

 

[poppadog]

Her jiggle was hard to contain
When riding naked on the elevated train.
The ticket man fainted
He wasn't acquainted
and no-on remembers his name!

They brought him around

 

[subdued_passion]

The train chugged merrily along

 

[weespanner]

The train chugged merrily along
While one guy sat stroking his schlong

 

[Lia Monde]

The train chugged merrily along
While one guy sat stroking his schlong
The train swayed as he played

 

[cliteatingman]

The train chugged merrily along
While one guy sat stroking his schlong
The train swayed as he played
to him all eyes strayed

 

[weespanner]

The train chugged merrily along
While one guy sat stroking his schlong
The train swayed as he played
to him all eyes strayed
'Til one girl removed her wet thong

 

[cliteatingman]

A girl removed her wet thong on a train