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She liked to tease the truckers
with exaggerated puckers
Clad in a deep red,
and mouthing 'Head'?
Her lips looked like great suckers.
 
The downpour soaked her tee shirt
And she played the "innocent" flirt
that she was bra less
I had to confess
 
The downpour soaked her tee shirt
And she played the "innocent" flirt
that she was bra less
I had to confess
Attracted my hand to her skirt
 
]It wasn't rain that made her wet
Her panties are soaking, I bet!
Dripping down her thigh
As I lick up high
 
It wasn't rain that made her wet
Her panties are soaking, I bet!
Dripping down her thigh
Gushing well nearby,
 
It wasn't rain that made her wet
Her panties are soaking, I bet!
Dripping down her thigh
As I lick up high
Further dampening her gusset.
 
It wasn't rain that made her wet
Her panties are soaking, I bet!
Dripping down her thigh
Gushing well nearby,
Feels like I uncorked her faucet.
 
Just fuck me already! She cried
at her nervous husband the new bride
Her impatience grew
pondering how to get him through
then she led him on like a guide.
 
He said he was an Indian playboy
but on Sunday's he was a choirboy
His tenor quite shrill
never did fit the bill
 
He said he was an Indian playboy
but on Sunday's he was a choirboy
His tenor quite shrill
never did fit the bill.
But he made a great Pillsb'ry Doughboy.
:D
 
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