Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[travelmate2002]

So he now fancied a fleshlight
But since he wasn't very bright
he had no clue

 

[subdued_passion]

So he now fancied a fleshlight
But since he wasn't very bright
he had no clue
Why his balls turned blue

 

[travelmate2002]

So he now fancied a fleshlight
But since he wasn't very bright
he had no clue
Why his balls turned blue
but hell it fitted quite right.

 

[subdued_passion]

Who cares if it's real or it's fake!

 

[travelmate2002]

Who cares if it's real or it's fake!
it's just for academic sake

 

[subdued_passion]

Who cares if it's real or it's fake!
it's just for academic sake
we investigate

 

[travelmate2002]

Who cares if it's real or it's fake!
it's just for academic sake
we investigate
at any rate

 

[subdued_passion]

Who cares if it's real or it's fake!
It's just for academic sake
we investigate
at any rate
which ones please and which leave an ache.

 

[Lia Monde]

Big Mary used to Captain a barge

 

[cliteatingman]

Big Mary used to Captain a barge

Her number of lovers was large

 

[TomBoner]

Big Mary used to Captain a barge
Her number of lovers was large
She'd fuck all night through

 

[subdued_passion]

Big Mary used to Captain a barge
Her number of lovers was large
She'd fuck all night through
Even fucked her crew.

 

[TomBoner]

Big Mary used to Captain a barge
Her number of lovers was large
She'd fuck all night through
Even fucked her crew
and fired them if they didn't discharge!

 

[cliteatingman]

a crewmember filled her with cum

 

[TomBoner]

A crewmember filled her with cum
but put it deep in her bum.

 

[subdued_passion]

A crewmember filled her with cum
but put it deep in her bum.
So when it leaked out,

 

[TomBoner]

A crewmember filled her with cum
but put it deep in her bum.
So when it leaked out,
it dripped all about

 

[subdued_passion]

A crewmember filled her with cum
but put it deep in her bum.
So when it leaked out,
it dripped all about
and left a mess on his scrotum.

 

[TomBoner]

While scrubbing my scrotum one day

 

[subdued_passion]

While scrubbing my scrotum one day
I got a sudden urge to play

 

[border_humper]

While scrubbing my scrotum one day
I got a sudden urge to play
Then--like a miracle!--there was a knock at the door

 

[travelmate2002]

While scrubbing my scrotum one day
I got a sudden urge to play
Then--like a miracle!--there was a knock at the door
I shook to the core

 

[subdued_passion]

While scrubbing my scrotum one day
I got a sudden urge to play
Then--like a miracle!--there was a knock at the door
I shook to the core
'twas my first love, naughty Aunt Mae.

 

[poppadog]

While scrubbing my scrotum one day
I got a sudden urge to play
Then--like a miracle!--there was a knock at the door
I shook to the core
'twas my first love, naughty Aunt Mae.

She took hold of my balls with one hand

 

[subdued_passion]

She took hold of my balls with one hand
The way she swirled them around felt grand!