Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[weespanner]

Riding out there in the fields,
Her hymen had started to yield
The saddle turned red
She giggled and said
'Ît looks like I'm no longer sealed!'


oops!

 

[Adre]

Riding out there in the fields,
Her hymen had started to yield
The saddle turned red
She giggled and said
It would help if you got down and kneeled

 

[andy_charles]

A nurse who was sexy as hell

 

[weespanner]

A nurse who was sexy as hell
Made all of the male patients swell

 

[andy_charles]

A nurse who was sexy as hell
Made all of the male patients swell
When she bent to the floor

 

[Morna]

A nurse who was sexy as hell
Made all of the male patients swell
When she bent to the floor
those cocks swelled even more

 

[weespanner]

A nurse who was sexy as hell
Made all of the male patients swell
When she bent to the floor
those cocks swelled even more
So they all pressed the 'assistance' bell

 

[Lia Monde]

A wee cock is cause for concern

 

[weespanner]

A wee cock is cause for concern
A big one is something I yearn

 

[Lia Monde]

A wee cock is cause for concern
A big one is something I yearn
Does size really matter

 

[weespanner]

A wee cock is cause for concern
A big one is something I yearn
Does size really matter
Or volume of splatter

 

[andy_charles]

A wee cock is cause for concern
A big one is something I yearn
Does size really matter
Or volume of splatter
No, no, it's just when it's my turn

 

[Lia Monde]

A short skirt is fun for the flirt

 

[weespanner]

A short skirt is fun for the flirt
As long as the ass is quite pert

 

[andy_charles]

A short skirt is fun for the flirt
As long as the ass is quite pert
And the legs go for miles

 

[weespanner]

A short skirt is fun for the flirt
As long as the ass is quite pert
And the legs go for miles
And she doesn't have piles

 

[andy_charles]

A short skirt is fun for the flirt
As long as the ass is quite pert
And the legs go for miles
And she doesn't have piles
Cos, let's be honest, that would just hurt

 

[Lia Monde]

Sometimes romance goes askew

 

[weespanner]

Sometimes romance goes askew
Make-up sex! It's time to screw!

 

[Lia Monde]

Sometimes romance goes askew
Make-up sex! It's time to screw!
A good bonk makes amends

 

[travelmate2002]

Sometimes romance goes askew
Make-up sex! It's time to screw!
A good bonk makes amends
its back to being friends

 

[subdued_passion]

Sometimes romance goes askew
Make-up sex! It's time to screw!
A good bonk makes amends
its back to being friends
With benefits that ensue.

 

[Hardbutgentle]

There once was a young man from Bicester

 

[butters]

There once was a young man from Bicester
whom, as it turned out, was a Litster

 

[TomBoner]

There once was a young man from Bicester
whom, as it turned out, was a Litster
Always horny as hell