Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Midnight_Man]

She never wears panties to work

 

[travelmate2002]

She never wears panties to work
but her duties she never does shirk

 

[subdued_passion]

She never wears panties to work
but her duties she never does shirk
She just likes the feel

 

[travelmate2002]

She never wears panties to work
but her duties she never does shirk
She just likes the feel
of cold hard steel

 

[subdued_passion]

She never wears panties to work
but her duties she never does shirk
She just likes the feel
of cold hard steel
up her twat when she flirts with the clerk.

 

[travelmate2002]

A grope during break, was just the thing

 

[subdued_passion]

A grope during break, was just the thing
It aroused Elle that he wore a ring.

 

[travelmate2002]

A grope during break, was just the thing
It aroused Elle that he wore a ring.
he bit her lobe

 

[subdued_passion]

A grope during break, was just the thing
It aroused Elle that he wore a ring.
he bit her lobe
fondled her globe(s)

 

[travelmate2002]

A grope during break, was just the thing
It aroused Elle that he wore a ring.
he bit her lobe
fondled her globe(s)
and around his pole she did cling.

 

[subdued_passion]

Alternative ending

A grope during break, was just the thing
It aroused Elle that he wore a ring.
he bit her lobe
fondled her globe(s)
Set the grapevine abuzz 'bout their fling.

 

[subdued_passion]

An office romance is tricky

 

[travelmate2002]

An office romance is tricky
with the endings being quite sticky

 

[butters]

An office romance is tricky
with the endings being quite sticky
cumming clean is the thing

 

[travelmate2002]

An office romance is tricky
with the endings being quite sticky
cumming clean is the thing
and not hiding the ring

 

[subdued_passion]

An office romance is tricky
with the endings being quite sticky
cumming clean is the thing
and not hiding the ring.
At best, they're a handy quickie.

 

[border_humper]

And it's off to the office I go.

 

[subdued_passion]

And it's off to the office I go.
Where some wild oats perchance I can sow.

 

[Cymru6969]

And it's off to the office I go.
Where some wild oats perchance I can sow.
The new temp is cute

 

[subdued_passion]

And it's off to the office I go.
Where some wild oats perchance I can sow.
The new temp is cute
and good with the flute.

 

[Cymru6969]

And it's off to the office I go.
Where some wild oats perchance I can sow.
The new temp is cute
and good with the flute.
The job's hers if she can kneel and blow

 

[subdued_passion]

Buxom Betty was the office temp

 

[butters]

Buxom Betty was the office temp
with a penchant for silk rope or hemp

 

[subdued_passion]

Buxom Betty was the office temp
with a penchant for silk rope or hemp
Her business attire

 

[TomBoner]

Buxom Betty was the office temp
with a penchant for silk rope or hemp
Her business attire
made for a quick hire