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Dark horses are not the best bet
though at times they are a threat
the odds turn favour
and winnings to savor
 
Dark horses are not the best bet
though at times they are a threat
the odds turn favour
and winnings to savor
Like when a mudder splashes ahead and wins wet.
 
He took her to a cheap motel
made her promise not to tell
She was not of age
whilst signing on the page
 
He took her to a cheap motel
made her promise not to tell
She was not of age
whilst signing on the page
And so her virginity fell
 
If lurking's what gives you a rise,
Then you're missing some fun and some highs
Go at it full tilt
 
If lurking's what gives you a rise,
Then you're missing some fun and some highs
Go at it full tilt
until your penis does wilt
 
If lurking's what gives you a rise,
Then you're missing some fun and some highs
Go at it full tilt
until your penis does wilt
Then rub it 'til it's twice the size!
 
The pix she posts are revealing
Just look at her! How appealing!
Her face rings a bell
She sucks cock very well
 
The pix she posts are revealing
Just look at her! How appealing!
Her face rings a bell
She sucks cock very well
Her technique is best when she's kneeling
 
She came to the date without panties
Escorted by one of her aunties
Auntie's fuckin' hot
 
She came to the date without panties
Escorted by one of her aunties
Auntie's fuckin' hot
So I asked "Why not?"
 
She came to the date without panties
Escorted by one of her aunties
Auntie's fuckin' hot
So I asked "Why not?"
While fiddling with her big implant-ies
 
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