Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[subdued_passion]

Dark horses are not the best bet
though at times they are a threat
the odds turn favour

 

[travelmate2002]

Dark horses are not the best bet
though at times they are a threat
the odds turn favour
and winnings to savor

 

[border_humper]

Dark horses are not the best bet
though at times they are a threat
the odds turn favour
and winnings to savor
Like when a mudder splashes ahead and wins wet.

 

[Midnight_Man]

He took her to a cheap motel

 

[travelmate2002]

He took her to a cheap motel
made her promise not to tell

 

[Cymru6969]

He took her to a cheap motel
made her promise not to tell
She was not of age

 

[travelmate2002]

He took her to a cheap motel
made her promise not to tell
She was not of age
whilst signing on the page

 

[Cymru6969]

He took her to a cheap motel
made her promise not to tell
She was not of age
whilst signing on the page
And so her virginity fell

 

[border_humper]

If lurking's what gives you a rise,

 

[Lia Monde]

If lurking's what gives you a rise,
Then you're missing some fun and some highs

 

[Cymru6969]

If lurking's what gives you a rise,
Then you're missing some fun and some highs
Go at it full tilt

 

[TomBoner]

If lurking's what gives you a rise,
Then you're missing some fun and some highs
Go at it full tilt
until your penis does wilt

 

[weespanner]

If lurking's what gives you a rise,
Then you're missing some fun and some highs
Go at it full tilt
until your penis does wilt
Then rub it 'til it's twice the size!

 

[BradBigBrain]

The pix she posts are revealing

 

[Cymru6969]

The pix she posts are revealing
Just look at her! How appealing!

Ahoy, friends!

 

[weespanner]

The pix she posts are revealing
Just look at her! How appealing!
Her face rings a bell

 

[cliteatingman]

The pix she posts are revealing
Just look at her! How appealing!
Her face rings a bell
She sucks cock very well

 

[weespanner]

The pix she posts are revealing
Just look at her! How appealing!
Her face rings a bell
She sucks cock very well
Her technique is best when she's kneeling

 

[cliteatingman]

She came to the date without panties

 

[weespanner]

She came to the date without panties
Escorted by one of her aunties

 

[BradBigBrain]

She came to the date without panties
Escorted by one of her aunties
Auntie's fuckin' hot

 

[artlover637]

She came to the date without panties
Escorted by one of her aunties
Auntie's fuckin' hot
So I asked "Why not?"

 

[weespanner]

She came to the date without panties
Escorted by one of her aunties
Auntie's fuckin' hot
So I asked "Why not?"
While fiddling with her big implant-ies

 

[BradBigBrain]

She called those implants, "fun bags."

 

[weespanner]

She called those implants, "fun bags."
But forgot to take off the price tags