Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[LoveToLurk]

A top-of-the-line vibe she did buy.
It hit two spots at the same time. (it's close)

 

[Lia Monde]

A top-of-the-line vibe she did buy.
It hit two spots at the same time.
It provided delight

 

[travelmate2002]

A top-of-the-line vibe she did buy.
It hit two spots at the same time.
It provided delight
twas never out of sight

 

[subdued_passion]

A top-of-the-line vibe she did buy.
It hit two spots at the same time. (it's close)

Is buy pronounced as taɪm?


A top-of-the-line vibe she did buy.
It hit two spots at the same time.
It provided delight
twas never out of sight.
Don't care if buy 'n' time don't rhyme!

 

[travelmate2002]

'It's close', was the reason given

 

[subdued_passion]

'It's close', was the reason given
Edging can be mighty pleasin'

 

[travelmate2002]

'It's close', was the reason given
Edging can be mighty pleasin'
the fingers drumming

 

[subdued_passion]

'It's close', was the reason given
Edging can be mighty pleasin'
the fingers drumming
the body buzzing

 

[travelmate2002]

'It's close', was the reason given
Edging can be mighty pleasin'
the fingers drumming
the body buzzing
Oops a slippery finger, a broken hymen!

 

[andy_charles]

The rain it did pour and did pour

 

[travelmate2002]

The rain it did pour and did pour
from nine till well past four

 

[andy_charles]

The rain it did pour and did pour
from nine till well past four
I forgot my coat

 

[travelmate2002]

The rain it did pour and did pour
from nine till well past four
I forgot my coat
back in the boat

 

[subdued_passion]

The rain it did pour and did pour,
She was drenched to the core, fo sho.

 

[travelmate2002]

The rain it did pour and did pour,
She was drenched to the core, fo sho.
she needed to change

 

[subdued_passion]

The rain it did pour and did pour,
She was drenched to the core, fo sho.
she needed to change
out on the golf range

 

[travelmate2002]

The rain it did pour and did pour,
She was drenched to the core, fo sho.
she needed to change
out on the golf range
and that made the crowd roar

 

[subdued_passion]

Tiger's wood strayed far from the course.

 

[travelmate2002]

Tiger's wood strayed far from the course
his sponsors cringed, not needing him to endorse

 

[Cymru6969]

Tiger's wood strayed far from the course
his sponsors cringed, not needing him to endorse
Nike. Rolex. Wow.

 

[travelmate2002]

Tiger's wood strayed far from the course
his sponsors cringed, not needing him to endorse
Nike. Rolex. Wow.
big loss and how

 

[Cymru6969]

Tiger's wood strayed far from the course
his sponsors cringed, not needing him to endorse
Nike. Rolex. Wow.
big loss and how
They're back and Tiger's their lead horse

 

[subdued_passion]

Tiger's wood strayed far from the course
his sponsors cringed, not needing him to endorse
Nike. Rolex. Wow.
big loss and how
All he had left to sell, remorse.

 

[subdued_passion]

Dark horses are not the best bet

 

[travelmate2002]

Dark horses are not the best bet
though at times they are a threat