Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Adre]

How does a porcupine fornicate?
Not easy to find a willing mate
]Quills sharp and pointy
Will likely annoy me

 

[o_so_wet]

How does a porcupine fornicate?
Not easy to find a willing mate
Quills sharp and pointy
Will likely annoy me
Not the sex scene I'd like to create.

 

[AbsintheFather]

It might be fun to screw at the zoo

 

[Adre]

It might be fun to screw at the zoo
I hope you're not eyeing that emu

 

[Cymru6969]

It might be fun to screw at the zoo
Just mind the fetid elephant poo

 

[AbsintheFather]

It might be fun to screw at the zoo
I hope you're not eyeing that emu
I'm thinking monkey sex



It might be fun to screw at the zoo
Just mind the fetid elephant poo
Watch your step

 

[GiggLeGasm]

It might be fun to screw at the zoo
I hope you're not eyeing that emu
I'm thinking monkey sex
Imagine riding gorilla pecs



It might be fun to screw at the zoo
Just mind the fetid elephant poo
Watch your step
gather some pep

 

[VioletFlame]

It might be fun to screw at the zoo
Just mind the fetid elephant poo
Watch your step
gather some pep
Because fun to be had you must do

 

[Adre]

It might be fun to screw at the zoo
I hope you're not eyeing that emu
I'm thinking monkey sex
Imagine riding gorilla pecs
was that a baboon you just blew?



It might be fun to screw at the zoo
Just mind the fetid elephant poo
Watch your step
gather some pep
And make sure to scrape off your shoe

 

[VioletFlame]

It might be fun to screw at the zoo
I hope you're not eyeing that emu
I'm thinking monkey sex
Imagine riding gorilla pecs
was that a baboon you just blew?



It might be fun to screw at the zoo
Just mind the fetid elephant poo
Watch your step
gather some pep
And make sure to scrape off your shoe

Twice as much fun isn't easy to find

 

[Cymru6969]

Twice as much fun isn't easy to find
But do ring me up if you're in a bind

 

[VioletFlame]

Twice as much fun isn't easy to find
But do ring me up if you're in a bind
I have a good phone

 

[Cymru6969]

Twice as much fun isn't easy to find
But do ring me up if you're in a bind
I have a good phone
With a cool ring tone

 

[AbsintheFather]

Twice as much fun isn't easy to find
But do ring me up if you're in a bind
I have a good phone
With a cool ring tone
Put one up front, you come from behind

 

[o_so_wet]

Twice as much fun isn't easy to find
But do ring me up if you're in a bind
I have a good phone
With a cool ring tone
We'll have a threesome if you're so inclined.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Three can be better than two

 

[Cymru6969]

Twice as much fun isn't easy to find
But do ring me up if you're in a bind
I have a good phone
With a cool ring tone
We'll have a threesome if you're so inclined.

Count me in

 

[whalee1]

Three can be better than two
There is just so much more we can do

 

[Cymru6969]

Three can be better than two
There is just so much more we can do
In HOV lanes

 

[VioletFlame]

Twice as much fun isn't easy to find
But do ring me up if you're in a bind
I have a good phone
With a cool ring tone
Put one up front, you come from behind

The man with a plan is good among three

 

[AbsintheFather]

The man with a plan is good among three
Said my gal who bends at the waist, not the knee

 

[AbsintheFather]

Three can be better than two
There is just so much more we can do
We can fuck in a pile

 

[Jett_73]

(server lag )

 

[whalee1]

Three can be better than two
There is just so much more we can do
In HOV lanes
Much better on trains

 

[Jett_73]

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