Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Lia Monde]

Time again, for me to wait
Sitting here, all hard and straight
With a few slick strokes
Messy, my keyboard soaks
It appears that is always my fate

 

[Jett_73]

Time again, for me to wait
Sitting here, all hard and straight
With a few slick strokes
Messy, my keyboard soaks
It appears that is always my fate

I thought I'd 'waterproof' my den

 

[VioletFlame]

I thought I'd 'waterproof' my den
I can cum like a shower spray and then

 

[Jett_73]

I thought I'd 'waterproof' my den
I can cum like a shower spray and then
Happily clean up

Hi Vi

 

[kendra1980]

I thought I'd 'waterproof' my den
I can cum like a shower spray and then
Happily clean up
sip some rum from a cup

 

[OxfordDon]

I thought I'd 'waterproof' my den
I can cum like a shower spray and then
Happily clean up
sip some rum from a cup
And do it all over again!

 

[kendra1980]

The difference between words, dick and cock

 

[OxfordDon]

The difference between words, dick and cock
Is often discussed - round the clock

 

[kendra1980]

The difference between words, dick and cock
Is often discussed - round the clock
cock sounds more hot

 

[OxfordDon]

The difference between words, dick and cock
Is often discussed - round the clock
cock sounds more hot
Whereas dick is just not..

 

[kendra1980]

The difference between words, dick and cock
Is often discussed - round the clock
cock sounds more hot
Whereas dick is just not.
but on either I do like to rock

 

[OxfordDon]

The difference between words, dick and cock
Is often discussed - round the clock
cock sounds more hot
Whereas dick is just not.
but on either I do like to rock

excellent!

Boobies or tits is another

 

[kendra1980]

Boobies or tits is another
One sounds nice but not much the other

 

[OxfordDon]

Boobies or tits is another
One sounds nice but not much the other
Boobies are cute

 

[kendra1980]

Boobies or tits is another
One sounds nice but not much the other
Boobies are cute
and quite fun to toot

 

[OxfordDon]

Boobies or tits is another
One sounds nice but not much the other
Boobies are cute
and quite fun to toot
Speaking as one expert to another!

 

[kendra1980]

Panty sounds softer than knickers

 

[OxfordDon]

Panty sounds softer than knickers
Its a word that's polite enough for vicars

 

[EbersMoll]

Panty sounds softer than knickers
Its a word that's polite enough for vicars
But in reference to breathing

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Panty sounds softer than knickers
Its a word that's polite enough for vicars
But in reference to breathing
By the age we start teething

 

[whalee1]

Panty sounds softer than knickers
Its a word that's polite enough for vicars
But in reference to breathing
By the age we start teething
The stuff in my nose needs some pickers

 

[tericloth]

While searching for the hidden treasure

 

[weespanner]

While searching for the hidden treasure
I couldn't disguise my pleasure

 

[tericloth]

While searching for the hidden treasure
I couldn't disguise my pleasure
At finding a toy

 

[munch2much]

While searching for the hidden treasure
I couldn't disguise my pleasure
At finding a toy
Shaped to destroy