Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[tericloth]

While searching for the hidden treasure
I couldn't disguise my pleasure
At finding a toy
Shaped to destroy
Used it and never felt fresher

 

[weespanner]

While searching for the hidden treasure
I couldn't disguise my pleasure
At finding a toy
Shaped to destroy
so I used it at my leisure

 

[munch2much]

2 happy endings i see!

If ever you are horny and wet

 

[tericloth]

If ever you are horny and wet
Your cunny you just need to pet

 

[munch2much]

If ever you are horny and wet
Your cunny you just need to pet
Your orgasm resplendent

 

[tericloth]

If ever you are horny and wet
Your cunny you just need to pet
Your orgasm resplendent
Absolutely Heavensent

 

[whalee1]

If ever you are horny and wet
Your cunny you just need to pet
Your orgasm resplendent
Absolutely Heavensent
Or maybe the devil, I'd bet

 

[munch2much]

There was a young lady of Lit

 

[TheOlderGuy]

There was a young lady of Lit
Who with the old gents was a hit

 

[Adre]

There was a young lady of Lit
Who with the old gents was a hit
She smelled like a peach

 

[weespanner]

There was a young lady of Lit
Who with the old gents was a hit
She smelled like a peach
she'd a tongue that could reach

 

[ga400us]

There was a young lady of Lit
Who with the old gents was a hit
She smelled like a peach
she'd a tongue that could reach
From his balls to his left arm pit

 

[Jett_73]

There was a young lady of Lit
Who with the old gents was a hit
She smelled like a peach
she'd a tongue that could reach
From his balls to his left arm pit

Whoa, that's one pretty big lick

 

[EbersMoll]

Whoa, that's one pretty big lick
Her tongue must have been out on a stick

 

[Jett_73]

Whoa, that's one pretty big lick
Her tongue must have been out on a stick
Or she's part giraffe

 

[EbersMoll]

Whoa, that's one pretty big lick
Her tongue must have been out on a stick
Or she's part giraffe
Which makes coitus a faff

<go on you KNOW what comes next>

 

[Jett_73]

Whoa, that's one pretty big lick
Her tongue must have been out on a stick
Or she's part giraffe
Which makes coitus a faff

<go on you KNOW what comes next>

LOL. A 'faff'? Did you mean 'laff' as in 'laugh'?

Anyway ...

Whoa, that's one pretty big lick
Her tongue must have been out on a stick
Or she's part giraffe
Which makes coitus a laugh
When she wraps it around his dick

(did I get it right? )

 

[EbersMoll]

LOL. A 'faff'? Did you mean 'laff' as in 'laugh'?

Anyway ...

Whoa, that's one pretty big lick
Her tongue must have been out on a stick
Or she's part giraffe
Which makes coitus a laugh
When she wraps it around his dick

(did I get it right? )

As laugh is a better choice than faff I'd say you get 12/10 - well done

Sex 'twixt giraffes can be tricky

 

[Cymru6969]

Sex 'twixt giraffes can be tricky
But they can't afford to be picky

 

[kendra1980]

Sex 'twixt giraffes can be tricky
But they can't afford to be picky
with a long spotted schlong

 

[Cymru6969]

Sex 'twixt giraffes can be tricky
But they can't afford to be picky
with a long spotted schlong
How could it go wrong

Hello, K

 

[Adre]

Sex 'twixt giraffes can be tricky
But they can't afford to be picky
with a long spotted schlong
How could it go wrong
As long as she gives it a lick, see?

 

[TomBoner]

How does a porcupine fornicate?

 

[Adre]

How does a porcupine fornicate?
Not easy to find a willing mate

 

[o_so_wet]

How does a porcupine fornicate?
Not easy to find a willing mate
Quills sharp and pointy