Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[AbsintheFather]

Aw, Violet is often impressed
By amorous Litsters on a quest

 

[Adre]

Aw, Violet is often impressed
By amorous Litsters on a quest
She blows them a kiss

 

[AbsintheFather]

Aw, Violet is often impressed
By amorous Litsters on a quest
She blows them a kiss
sending momentary bliss

 

[o_so_wet]

Aw, Violet is often impressed
By amorous Litsters on a quest
She blows them a kiss
sending momentary bliss
And chooses he who woos her the best.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Men go nuts for a girl in skirt

 

[Adre]

Men go nuts for a girl in skirt
Makes them so hard it can hurt

 

[EbersMoll]

Men go nuts for a girl in skirt
Makes them so hard it can hurt
For when summer is here

 

[AbsintheFather]

Men go nuts for a girl in skirt
Makes them so hard it can hurt
For when summer is here
And we're all drinking beer

 

[Cymru6969]

Men go nuts for a girl in skirt
Makes them so hard it can hurt
For when summer is here
And we're all drinking beer
Hike it up higher and be a flirt

 

[tericloth]

A flirt is a temptress with style

 

[whalee1]

A flirt is a temptress with style
Someone for whom I'd be wiled

 

[tericloth]

A flirt is a temptress with style
Someone for whom I'd be wiled
A smile and a wink

 

[whalee1]

A flirt is a temptress with style
Someone for whom I'd be wiled
A smile and a wink
I no longer can think

 

[tericloth]

A flirt is a temptress with style
Someone for whom I'd be wiled
A smile and a wink
I no longer can think
She leaves them with thoughts so vile

 

[whalee1]

Her terry cloth robe was askew

 

[tericloth]

Her terry cloth robe was askew
Beneath it she naked, its true

 

[whalee1]

Her terry cloth robe was askew
Beneath it she naked, its true
A glimpse of her bush

 

[tericloth]

Her terry cloth robe was askew
Beneath it she naked, its true
A glimpse of her bush
A glance at her tush

 

[OxfordDon]

Her terry cloth robe was askew
Beneath it she naked, its true
A glimpse of her bush
A glance at her tush
And my cock - how quickly it grew!

 

[tericloth]

It grew quite large in the sunlight

 

[whalee1]

It grew quite large in the sunlight
So large I feared she would bite

 

[tericloth]

It grew quite large in the sunlight
So large I feared she would bite
I nibbled instead

 

[whalee1]

It grew quite large in the sunlight
So large I feared she would bite
I nibbled instead
All around his big head

 

[tericloth]

It grew quite large in the sunlight
So large I feared she would bite
I nibbled instead
All around his big head
And sucked it with all my might

 

[whalee1]

It grew quite large in the sunlight
So large I feared she would bite
I nibbled instead
All around his big head
And sucked it with all my might

She was definitely my kind of girl