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[EbersMoll]

Jett wears his heart on his chest
Australian surgery at its best

 

[tericloth]

Jett wears his heart on his chest
I tease him onle in jest

 

[Adre]

]Jett wears his heart on his chest
And his abs well they're some of the best

 

[Jett_73]

Jett wears his heart on his chest
Australian surgery at its best

Oh, come on! We're not that dumb. Everybody knows it goes on the inside ... wait, I think? Just wait while I check. Hmm, Google ...

Jett wears his heart on his chest
Australian surgery at its best
We also do plastic

Edits: Hah. Found it! You're trying to trick me. It goes ON THE SLEEVE!!

 

[o_so_wet]

Oh, come on! We're not that dumb. Everybody knows it goes on the inside ... wait, I think? Just wait while I check. Hmm, Google ...

Jett wears his heart on his chest
Australian surgery at its best
We also do plastic
And we're a little spastic

 

[Adre]

Oh, come on! We're not that dumb. Everybody knows it goes on the inside ... wait, I think? Just wait while I check. Hmm, Google ...

Jett wears his heart on his chest
Australian surgery at its best
We also do plastic
By Dr Bombastic

 

[tericloth]

Oh, come on! We're not that dumb. Everybody knows it goes on the inside ... wait, I think? Just wait while I check. Hmm, Google ...

Jett wears his heart on his chest
Australian surgery at its best
We also do plastic
By Dr Bombastic
But rubber is Jett's true zest

 

[tericloth]

Sometimes I simply run wild

 

[kendra1980]

Sometimes I simply run wild
when the weather is coolish and mild

 

[o_so_wet]

Sometimes I simply run wild
when the weather is coolish and mild
My hair all a tangle

 

[kendra1980]

Sometimes I simply run wild
when the weather is coolish and mild
My hair all a tangle
I play with mens dangles

 

[o_so_wet]

Sometimes I simply run wild
when the weather is coolish and mild
My hair all a tangle
I play with mens dangles
I love how much they get riled

 

[kendra1980]

A brilliant young woman named Kitty

 

[o_so_wet]

A brilliant young woman named Kitty
Brilliant and also quite witty

 

[kendra1980]

A brilliant young woman named Kitty
Brilliant and also quite witty
could often be found

 

[o_so_wet]

A brilliant young woman named Kitty
Brilliant and also quite witty
could often be found
spreading her warm love around

 

[kendra1980]

A brilliant young woman named Kitty
Brilliant and also quite witty
could often be found
spreading her warm love around
it oozed out her overstretched slitty

lol

I'm in a mood, can you tell.

 

[o_so_wet]

A brilliant young woman named Kitty
Brilliant and also quite witty
could often be found
spreading her warm love around
it oozed out her overstretched slitty

lol

I'm in a mood, can you tell.

*nods*...you wicked woman


Kendra can be quite wicked

 

[kendra1980]

Kendra can be quite wicked
Having fun she had become addicted

 

[o_so_wet]

Kendra can be quite wicked
Having fun she had become addicted
She has many a follower

 

[Jett_73]

Kendra can be quite wicked
Having fun she had become addicted
She has many a follower
Who'd gladly 'hollow' her

(not the best euphemism, but you get the idea )

 

[Lia Monde]

Kendra can be quite wicked
Having fun she had become addicted
She has many a follower
Who'd gladly 'hollow' her
If they're clean, she won't be afflicted

 

[Lia Monde]

Maggie's masturbation might madden her mate

 

[Cymru6969]

Maggie's masturbation might madden her mate
In front of the telly when she's up so late

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

Maggie's masturbation might madden her mate
In front of the telly when she's up so late
only watching the news