Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[AbsintheFather]

He caught a peek under her skirt

 

[Spirited_woman]

He caught a peek under her skirt
And heard himself suddenly blurt

 

[Jett_73]

He caught a peek under her skirt
And heard himself suddenly blurt
"You've got a great ass"

 

[ga400us]

He caught a peek under her skirt
And heard himself suddenly blurt
"You've got a great ass"
"My fine young lass"

 

[AbsintheFather]

He caught a peek under her skirt
And heard himself suddenly blurt
"You've got a great ass"
"My fine young lass"
Two day later his cheek still hurt

 

[whalee1]

There once was a lady from Rome

 

[AbsintheFather]

There once was a lady from Rome
She could suck the shine from chrome

 

[whalee1]

There once was a lady from Rome
She could suck the shine from chrome
The lady had class

 

[AbsintheFather]

There once was a lady from Rome
She could suck the shine from chrome
The lady had class
And a really fine ass

 

[whalee1]

There once was a lady from Rome
She could suck the shine from chrome
The lady had class
And a really fine ass
But, she never stepped out of her home

 

[AbsintheFather]

She gave the happiest ending

 

[whalee1]

She gave the happiest ending
One might say even heart rending

 

[AbsintheFather]

She gave the happiest ending
One might say even heart rending
She'd tug on his bone

 

[whalee1]

She gave the happiest ending
One might say even heart rending
She'd tug on his bone
Never leaving it alone

 

[AbsintheFather]

She gave the happiest ending
One might say even heart rending
She'd tug on his bone
Never leaving it alone
Until the explosion was impending

 

[Adre]

She gave the happiest ending
One might say even heart rending
She'd tug on his bone
Never leaving it alone
Until the explosion was impending

He came all over the room

 

[AbsintheFather]

He came all over the room
Shooting like a broken flume



ttttttthat's all folks

 

[whalee1]

He came all over the room
Shooting like a broken flume
Spinning round in a circle

 

[cliper2]

He came all over the room
Shooting like a broken flume
Spinning round in a circle
All googly-eyed like Urkel

 

[Jett_73]

He came all over the room
Shooting like a broken flume
Spinning round in a circle
All googly-eyed like Urkel
She made him clean up with a spoon

 

[Adre]

He came all over the room
Shooting like a broken flume
Spinning round in a circle
All googly-eyed like Urkel
She made him clean up with a spoon

(Good one, Jett.)


I fancy this lass from Jimcumbilly

 

[weespanner]

I fancy this lass from Jimcumbilly
she wears panties that are white and frilly

 

[EbersMoll]

I fancy this lass from Jimcumbilly
she wears panties that are white and frilly
Except on a Sunday

 

[Adre]

I fancy this lass from Jimcumbilly
she wears panties that are white and frilly
Except on a Sunday
Hoping for one lay

 

[weespanner]

I fancy this lass from Jimcumbilly
she wears panties that are white and frilly
Except on a Sunday
Hoping for one lay
she goes commando and grabs my willy