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Shades of Grey, and the paddles bite
I have no idea if this is right
Whips will sting you
and tinge you blue
All done for her devilish delight
 
Many will come, few will enter
the naughty playground, with the girl in the center
 
Many will come, few will enter
the naughty playground, with the girl in the center
Mmmm, oh so wet
 
Many will come, few will enter
the naughty playground, with the girl in the center
Mmmm, oh so wet
He might get her yet... ;)
 
Many will come, few will enter
the naughty playground, with the girl in the center
Mmmm, oh so wet
He might get her yet... ;)
He looks not to own her, just to rent her
 
Rents can be high[/COLOR][/I][/B]
'Specially betwixt her luscious thigh
But you get what you pay for ;)
Not less, not more
 
Rents can be high[/COLOR][/I][/B]
'Specially betwixt her luscious thigh
But you get what you pay for ;)
Not less, not more
And her thighs will make you sigh.
 
The politician promised all when he seduced
But his interns to sex slaves were reduced
 
The politician promised all when he seduced
But his interns to sex slaves were reduced
They expected fun
 
The politician promised all when he seduced
But his interns to sex slaves were reduced
They expected fun
But instead got stung
 
The politician promised all when he seduced
But his interns to sex slaves were reduced
They expected fun
But instead got stung
And a stain on their dress was produced.
 
What is that horrible noise?
On first kick starting my toys
The motors worn out
But have no doubt
 
What is that horrible noise?
On first kick starting my toys
The motors worn out
I said with a pout
 
What is that horrible noise?
On first kick starting my toys
The motors worn out
I said with a pout
*sigh* I guess I'll go find me some "boys."
 
Kendra found her a man
who's trying as hard as he can
to watch her blur (she'll understand)
and that made her purr
 
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