Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[GiggLeGasm]

He decided to wax all his junk

 

[tericloth]

He decided to wax all his junk
Then put a toy in his trunk

 

[AbsintheFather]

He decided to wax all his junk
He wished he hadn't been drunk

 

[Englandboy2]

He decided to wax all his junk
He wished he hadn't been drunk
He ripped off his balls

 

[weespanner]

He decided to wax all his junk
He wished he hadn't been drunk
He ripped off his balls
but that wasn't all

 

[Scrubber]

He decided to wax all his junk
He wished he hadn't been drunk
He ripped off his balls
but that wasn't all
And his arse crack got filled with thick gunk.

 

[Cymru6969]

He decided to wax all his junk
He wished he hadn't been drunk
He ripped off his balls
but that wasn't all
Castrated, he became a monk

 

[tericloth]

He decided to wax all his junk
He wished he hadn't been drunk
He ripped off his balls
but that wasn't all
Castrated, he became a monk

Nice finish.

A vixen tried on-line dating

 

[Cymru6969]

A vixen tried on-line dating
She posted a 5-star rating

 

[AbsintheFather]

A vixen tried on-line dating
dreaming of men who'd be waiting

 

[AbsintheFather]

A vixen tried on-line dating
She posted a 5-star rating
and got lots of hits

 

[Cymru6969]

A vixen tried on-line dating
She posted a 5-star rating
and got lots of hits
and dates at The Ritz

 

[AbsintheFather]

A vixen tried on-line dating
She posted a 5-star rating
and got lots of hits
and dates at The Ritz
But left the guys masturbating

 

[tericloth]

A vixen tried on-line dating
She posted a 5-star rating
and got lots of hits
and dates at The Ritz
But still is at home masturbating

 

[AbsintheFather]

A trollop might fuck for a meal

 

[Adre]

A trollop might fuck for a meal
After all it's a pretty good deal

 

[tericloth]

A trollop might fuck for a meal
After all it's a pretty good deal
Just give her your meet

 

[m_anew1]

A trollop might fuck for a meal
After all it's a pretty good deal
Just give her your meet
and tell her its all she can eat

 

[Adre]

A trollop might fuck for a meal
After all it's a pretty good deal
Just give her your meet
and tell her its all she can eat
In that case the whole things a steal!

 

[tericloth]

A trollop might fuck for a meal
After all it's a pretty good deal
Just give her your meet
and tell her its all she can eat
She'll tell you it tastes just like veal

 

[Cymru6969]

A trollop might fuck for a meal
After all it's a pretty good deal
Just give her your meet
and tell her its all she can eat
But first you should ask her to kneel

 

[Adre]

I think that we just scored a triple!

 

[Cymru6969]

A trollop might fuck for a meal
After all it's a pretty good deal
Just give her your meet
and tell her its all she can eat
She'll tell you it tastes just like veal

I like yours better, TC

 

[AbsintheFather]

I think that we just scored a triple!

Here - now it's a four-bagger - though I liked Terri's best too

A trollop might fuck for a meal
After all it's a pretty good deal
Just give her your meet
and tell her its all she can eat
Get under the table and kneel

 

[Cymru6969]

I think that we just scored a triple!
Everyone grab the closest nipple!