Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Englandboy2]

Three witches were making a brew
But they only had enough for two

 

[tericloth]

Three witches were making a brew
But they only had enough for two
Said Hazel the slut

 

[Jett_73]

Three witches were making a brew
But they only had enough for two
Said Hazel the slut
Blanche don't make the cut

 

[tericloth]

Three witches were making a brew
But they only had enough for two
Said Hazel the slut
Blanche don't make the cut
Her nipples are pointy, who knew

 

[whalee1]

I met a young lass at the dance

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I met a young lass at the dance
She reached inside of my pants

 

[Jett_73]

Three witches were making a brew
But they only had enough for two
Said Hazel the slut
Blanche don't make the cut
Her nipples are pointy, who knew

LOL, and I thought it was just the hats ...

 

[Jett_73]

I met a young lass at the dance
She reached inside of my pants
She got a surprise

 

[whalee1]

I met a young lass at the dance
She reached inside of my pants
She got a surprise
Felt a girl's not a guy's

 

[Jett_73]

I met a young lass at the dance
She reached inside of my pants
She got a surprise
Felt a girl's not a guy's
Well that's a helluva chance!

 

[Adre]

I met a young lass at the dance
She reached inside of my pants
She got a surprise
Felt a girl's not a guy's
Well that's a helluva chance!

So she asked do you fancy a lick?

 

[lemmesee]

So she asked do you fancy a lick?

I said only if you'll turn a trick!

 

[Englandboy2]

So she asked do you fancy a lick?
I said only if you'll turn a trick!
She took me upstairs

 

[Fredf2112]

So she asked do you fancy a lick?
I said only if you'll turn a trick!
She took me upstairs
And a most enjoyable time I had there.

 

[Adre]

So she asked do you fancy a lick?
I said only if you'll turn a trick!
She took me upstairs
And a most enjoyable time I had there.
But to be honest I wanted a dick.

 

[Jett_73]

There was a young lad from Maine

 

[butters]

There was a young lad from Maine
Who told me her loss was my gain

 

[EbersMoll]

There was a young lad from Maine
Who told me her loss was my gain
but I started to wonder

 

[Adre]

There was a young lad from Maine
Who told me her loss was my gain
but I started to wonder
Did I make a blunder?

 

[VioletFlame]

There was a young lad from Maine
Who told me her loss was my gain
but I started to wonder
Did I make a blunder?
For I want a real man from Spain

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

There was a young lad from Maine
Who told me her loss was my gain
but I started to wonder

There was a young lad from Maine
Who told me her loss was my gain
but I started to wonder
If I'd made a blunder

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

A girl with an impressive front

 

[VioletFlame]

A girl with an impressive front
Is told she has a lovely cunt

 

[whalee1]

A girl with an impressive front
Is told she has a lovely cunt
She loves to display it

 

[Adre]

A girl with an impressive front
Is told she has a lovely cunt
She loves to display it
While flashing her left tit