Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[VioletFlame]

And how they can make mommas!
So hot and without pajamas

 

[1sickbastard]

And how they can make mommas!
So hot and without pajamas
Laying naked in bed

 

[VioletFlame]

And how they can make mommas!
So hot and without pajamas
Laying naked in bed
Looking nice, cheeks red

 

[1sickbastard]

And how they can make mommas!
So hot and without pajamas
Laying naked in bed
Looking nice, cheeks red
and being fucked into a coma

 

[VioletFlame]

I watched my team, they made me groan

 

[walkingeagle]

I watched my team, they made me groan

While my fingers made me moan

 

[Englandboy2]

I watched my team, they made me groan
While my fingers made me moan
Yet another defeat

 

[VioletFlame]

I watched my team, they made me groan
While my fingers made me moan
Yet another defeat
We managed to beat

 

[Cymru6969]

I watched my team, they made me groan
While my fingers made me moan
Yet another defeat
We managed to beat
A bass drum by the endzone

 

[kendra1980]

The way that I see it is this

 

[Cymru6969]

The way that I see it is this
That penis did not have a briss

 

[kendra1980]

The way that I see it is this
That penis did not have a briss
Foreskin turtleneck high

 

[Cymru6969]

The way that I see it is this
That penis did not have a briss
Foreskin turtleneck high
Resting atop his thigh

 

[kendra1980]

The way that I see it is this
That penis did not have a briss
Foreskin turtleneck high
Resting atop his thigh
and pulled back when taking a piss.

 

[Cymru6969]

The way that I see it is this
That penis did not have a briss
Foreskin turtleneck high
Resting atop his thigh
and pulled back when taking a piss.

Nice 'finish', K

Wake and bake Sunday is here

 

[Englandboy2]

Wake and bake Sunday is here
Just try to forget that Monday is near

 

[Cymru6969]

Wake and bake Sunday is here
Just try to forget that Monday is near
It's weed that I need

 

[kendra1980]

Wake and bake Sunday is here
Just try to forget that Monday is near
It's weed that I need
then this day will exceed

 

[EbersMoll]

Wake and bake Sunday is here
Just try to forget that Monday is near
It's weed that I need
then this day will exceed
The doldrums that many will fear

Best I could do, sorry

 

[kendra1980]

Bill's cock was as thin as a reed.

 

[Scrubber]

Bill's cock was as thin as a reed
But his wife was as broad as his heed (Glasgow accent for "head")

 

[kendra1980]

Bill's cock was as thin as a reed
But his wife was as broad as his heed
Quite often they'd try

 

[Englandboy2]

Bill's cock was as thin as a reed
But his wife was as broad as his heed
Quite often they'd try
But Bill was quite shy

 

[tericloth]

Bill's cock was as thin as a reed
But his wife was as broad as his heed
Quite often they'd try
But Bill was quite shy
And her ass he did fill indeed

 

[tericloth]

Bill's cock was as thin as a reed
But his wife was as broad as his heed
Quite often they'd try
But Bill was quite shy
And her ass he did fill indeed

Three witches were making a brew