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And how they can make mommas!
So hot and without pajamas
Laying naked in bed
Looking nice, cheeks red
 
And how they can make mommas!
So hot and without pajamas
Laying naked in bed
Looking nice, cheeks red
and being fucked into a coma
 
I watched my team, they made me groan
While my fingers made me moan
Yet another defeat
We managed to beat
 
I watched my team, they made me groan
While my fingers made me moan
Yet another defeat
We managed to beat
A bass drum by the endzone
 
The way that I see it is this
That penis did not have a briss
Foreskin turtleneck high
Resting atop his thigh
 
The way that I see it is this
That penis did not have a briss
Foreskin turtleneck high
Resting atop his thigh
and pulled back when taking a piss. :)
 
Wake and bake Sunday is here
Just try to forget that Monday is near
It's weed that I need
then this day will exceed
 
Wake and bake Sunday is here
Just try to forget that Monday is near
It's weed that I need
then this day will exceed
The doldrums that many will fear

Best I could do, sorry:eek:
 
Bill's cock was as thin as a reed
But his wife was as broad as his heed (Glasgow accent for "head")
 
Bill's cock was as thin as a reed
But his wife was as broad as his heed
Quite often they'd try
 
Bill's cock was as thin as a reed
But his wife was as broad as his heed
Quite often they'd try
But Bill was quite shy
 
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