Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Jett_73]

The 3 bosomed gal was a freak
But I couldn't resist a peek

 

[Englandboy2]

The 3 bosomed gal was a freak
But I couldn't resist a peek
I had a quick feel

 

[whalee1]

The 3 bosomed gal was a freak
But I couldn't resist a peek
I had a quick feel
She started to squeal

 

[Adre]

The 3 bosomed gal was a freak
But I couldn't resist a peek
I had a quick feel
She started to squeal
Soon after she started to leak

 

[whalee1]

It's Sunday, I went to my church

 

[Adre]

It's Sunday, I went to my church
Which left my wife in the lurch

 

[TheOlderGuy]

It's Sunday, I went to my church
Where the pews were of splintering birch

 

[GiggLeGasm]

It's Sunday, I went to my church
Where the pews were of splintering birch
They asked for some dollars

 

[TheOlderGuy]

It's Sunday, I went to my church
Where the pews were of splintering birch
They asked for some dollars
From the back rose some hollers

 

[Englandboy2]

It's Sunday, I went to my church
Where the pews were of splintering birch
They asked for some dollars
From the back rose some hollers
As two parrots fucked on a perch

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Excuse me please, mind if I sit?

 

[whalee1]

Excuse me please, mind if I sit?
On my lap? I'm sure you will fit

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Excuse me please, mind if I sit?
On my lap? I'm sure you will fit
My goodness, My Lord!

 

[whalee1]

Excuse me please, mind if I sit?
On my lap? I'm sure you will fit
My goodness, My Lord!
And, i thought I'd be bored

 

[Adre]

Excuse me please, mind if I sit?
On my lap? I'm sure you will fit
My goodness, My Lord!
That must be a gourd!

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Excuse me please, mind if I sit?
On my lap? I'm sure you will fit
My goodness, My Lord!
And, i thought I'd be bored
The things we can learn here on Lit!

 

[whalee1]

Excuse me please, mind if I sit?
On my lap? I'm sure you will fit.
So kick of your knickers,
I'd love me a licker

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Excuse me please, mind if I sit?
On my lap? I'm sure you will fit.
So kick of your knickers,
I'd love me a licker
And I love a lengthening bit

 

[whalee1]

The night nurse was making her rounds

 

[Adre]

The night nurse was making her rounds
She can stand to lose a few pounds

 

[ga400us]

The night nurse was making her rounds
She can stand to lose a few pounds
With floorboards creaking

 

[weespanner]

The night nurse was making her rounds
She can stand to lose a few pounds
With floorboards creaking
she was eagerly seeking

 

[Adre]

The night nurse was making her rounds
She can stand to lose a few pounds
With floorboards creaking
she was eagerly seeking
A patient to caress her huge mounds

 

[o_so_wet]

She spied a sticky bun vending machine

 

[Adre]

She spied a sticky bun vending machine
And abandoned trying to get herself lean