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[flguy23456]

Jett makes me laugh right out loud
His comments attract quite a crowd

 

[Jett_73]

Jett makes me laugh right out loud
His comments attract quite a crowd
When his server don't lag

(thanks Vi )

 

[Adre]

Jett makes me laugh right out loud
His comments attract quite a crowd
When his server don't lag
And that's a real drag

 

[TomBoner]

Jett makes me laugh right out loud
His comments attract quite a crowd
When his server don't lag
And that's a real drag
Rumors are he's well endowed.

 

[Englandboy2]

I just had hot sex with Meryl Streep

 

[Jett_73]

I just had hot sex with Meryl Streep
On the seat in the back of my Jeep

 

[Adre]

I just had hot sex with Meryl Streep
On the seat in the back of my Jeep
I give her an Oscar

 

[Jett_73]

I just had hot sex with Meryl Streep
On the seat in the back of my Jeep
I give her an Oscar
After I 'tossed' 'er

(whew, what a performance )

 

[ga400us]

I just had hot sex with Meryl Streep
On the seat in the back of my Jeep
I give her an Oscar
After I 'tossed' 'er
Then roll over and pass out in sleep

 

[Englandboy2]

But Scarlett Johansson shook me awake

 

[Adre]

But Scarlett Johansson shook me awake
She's as hot as a sizzling steak

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

But Scarlett Johansson shook me awake
She's as hot as a sizzling steak
Showed her nipples on her iPhone

 

[TomBoner]

But Scarlett Johansson shook me awake
She's as hot as a sizzling steak
Showed her nipples on her iPhone
It made me longed to be blown

 

[1sickbastard]

But Scarlett Johansson shook me awake
She's as hot as a sizzling steak
Showed her nipples on her iPhone
It made me longed to be blown
Even if her orgasm is fake

 

[Jett_73]

I swear I'm up to no good

(with thanks to Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs )

 

[Adre]

I swear I'm up to no good
My mates have noticed my wood

(with thanks to Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs )[/QUOTE]

 

[Jett_73]

I swear I'm up to no good
My mates have noticed my wood
They pointed and grinned

 

[TomBoner]

I swear I'm up to no good
My mates have noticed my wood
They pointed and grinned
Good thing I'm thick skinned

 

[Adre]

I swear I'm up to no good
My mates have noticed my wood
They pointed and grinned
Good thing I'm thick skinned
Their clever remarks I withstood

 

[Jett_73]

It's easy when you're eight inches long

 

[Adre]

It's easy when you're eight inches long
To have them make jokes 'bout my prong

 

[Jett_73]

It's easy when you're eight inches long
To have them make jokes 'bout my prong
Don't care: chicks love me

 

[Adre]

It's easy when you're eight inches long
To have them make jokes 'bout my prong
Don't care: chicks love me
Can't get enough of me

 

[Jett_73]

It's easy when you're eight inches long
To have them make jokes 'bout my prong
Don't care: chicks love me
Can't get enough of me
Licking, sucking, riding my schlong.

 

[msmaggie]

A lovely young virgin named Rose