Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Adre]

A smouldering glance lit my fire
My blood pressure got much higher
My pants started to rise
Much to my surprise

 

[kendra1980]

A smouldering glance lit my fire
My blood pressure got much higher
My pants started to rise
Much to my surprise
the rolled sock in my pants proved me a liar

 

[Adre]

A smouldering glance lit my fire
My blood pressure got much higher
My pants started to rise
Much to my surprise
the rolled sock in my pants proved me a liar

Kendra caught me with a sock in my pants

 

[kendra1980]

Kendra caught me with a sock in my pants
which is better than caught with implants

 

[Adre]

Kendra caught me with a sock in my pants
which is better than caught with implants
Fake cocks and tits

 

[TomBoner]

Kendra caught me with a sock in my pants
which is better than caught with implants
Fake cocks and tits
Are really the pits

 

[AbsintheFather]

Kendra caught me with a sock in my pants
which is better than caught with implants
Fake cocks and tits
Cover smaller bits

 

[OxfordDon]

Kendra caught me with a sock in my pants
which is better than caught with implants
Fake cocks and tits
Cover smaller bits
But they do not, a body, enhance...

 

[kendra1980]

With a penis so long he could tie

 

[OxfordDon]

With a penis so long he could tie
It twice in a knot round his thigh

 

[artlover637]

With a penis so long he could tie
It twice in a knot round his thigh
it was as thin as a wire,

 

[OxfordDon]

With a penis so long he could tie
It twice in a knot round his thigh
it was as thin as a wire,
And available for hire

 

[Adre]

With a penis so long he could tie
It twice in a knot round his thigh
it was as thin as a wire,
And available for hire
But not for the timid or shy

 

[artlover637]

(oops too late)

 

[weespanner]

oops, artlover's too late

 

[Englandboy2]

oops, artlover's too late
Just put it down to destiny or fate

 

[weespanner]

oops, artlover's too late
Just put it down to destiny or fate
he'll have to be quicker

 

[artlover637]

oops, artlover's too late
Just put it down to destiny or fate
he'll have to be quicker,
efficient word-picker

 

[Englandboy2]

Oops, artlover's too late
Just put it down to destiny or fate
he'll have to be quicker,
efficient word-picker
Good things come to those who wait

 

[Adre]

Went out back, took a swim in the pool

 

[weespanner]

Went out back, took a swim in the pool
dived in naked, trying to keep cool

 

[Adre]

Went out back, took a swim in the pool
dived in naked, trying to keep cool
Cock scraped bottom

 

[weespanner]

Went out back, took a swim in the pool
dived in naked, trying to keep cool
Cock scraped bottom
...of a girl swimming there

 

[1sickbastard]

Went out back, took a swim in the pool
dived in naked, trying to keep cool
Cock scraped bottom
...of a girl swimming there
She loved feeling his tool!

 

[weespanner]

Went out back, took a swim in the pool
dived in naked, trying to keep cool
Cock scraped bottom
...of a girl swimming there
She loved feeling his tool
...buried in her lair!