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A smouldering glance lit my fire
My blood pressure got much higher
My pants started to rise
Much to my surprise
 
A smouldering glance lit my fire
My blood pressure got much higher
My pants started to rise
Much to my surprise
the rolled sock in my pants proved me a liar :)
 
Kendra caught me with a sock in my pants
which is better than caught with implants
Fake cocks and tits
 
Kendra caught me with a sock in my pants
which is better than caught with implants
Fake cocks and tits
Are really the pits
 
Kendra caught me with a sock in my pants
which is better than caught with implants
Fake cocks and tits
Cover smaller bits
 
Kendra caught me with a sock in my pants
which is better than caught with implants
Fake cocks and tits
Cover smaller bits
But they do not, a body, enhance...
 
With a penis so long he could tie
It twice in a knot round his thigh
it was as thin as a wire,
And available for hire
 
With a penis so long he could tie
It twice in a knot round his thigh
it was as thin as a wire,
And available for hire
But not for the timid or shy
 
oops, artlover's too late
Just put it down to destiny or fate
he'll have to be quicker,
efficient word-picker
 
Oops, artlover's too late
Just put it down to destiny or fate
he'll have to be quicker,
efficient word-picker
Good things come to those who wait
 
Went out back, took a swim in the pool
dived in naked, trying to keep cool
Cock scraped bottom:rolleyes:
 
Went out back, took a swim in the pool
dived in naked, trying to keep cool
Cock scraped bottom:rolleyes:
...of a girl swimming there
 
Went out back, took a swim in the pool
dived in naked, trying to keep cool
Cock scraped bottom:rolleyes:
...of a girl swimming there
She loved feeling his tool!
 
Went out back, took a swim in the pool
dived in naked, trying to keep cool
Cock scraped bottom:rolleyes:
...of a girl swimming there
She loved feeling his tool
...buried in her lair!
 
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