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Went out back, took a swim in the pool
dived in naked, trying to keep cool
Cock scraped bottom
She said 'got him'
Then proceeded to suck on my tool.
 
We had bouncy sex on a trampoline
I think my cock reached up to her spleen:eek:
 
We had bouncy sex on a trampoline
I think my cock reached up to her spleen
But as fate would have it
 
We had bouncy sex on a trampoline
I think my cock reached up to her spleen
But as fate would have it
We're not in the habit
 
We had bouncy sex on a trampoline
I think my cock reached up to her spleen
But as fate would have it
We're not in the habit
In fact, we were positively green.
 
We had bouncy sex on a trampoline
I think my cock reached up to her spleen
But as fate would have it
We're not in the habit
Of sex in the gym sort of scene
 
My wife read "Fifty Shades of Grey"
I assume it's as bad as some say
 
My wife read "Fifty Shades of Grey"
I assume it's as bad as some say
she now wants to be tied
and she's willing to abide
 
My wife read "Fifty Shades of Grey"
I assume it's as bad as some say
she now wants to be tied
and she's willing to abide
Now all that's left is to play!
 
The man from Lit packed a big gun
Intending to have a whole lotta fun
It didn't go as planned
As he was outmanned
 
The man from Lit packed a big gun
Intending to have a whole lotta fun
It didn't go as planned
As he was outmanned
By a member he learnt was his son!

(awkward :eek:)
 
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