Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[TomBoner]

I like that one' said the lover of art
laughing so hard he started to fart

 

[Adre]

'I like that one' said the lover of art
Clearly the man is quite smart

 

[Adre]

I like that one' said the lover of art
laughing so hard he started to fart
Turns out he shat

 

[TomBoner]

I like that one' said the lover of art
laughing so hard he started to fart
Turns out he shat
it hit the ground with a splat

 

[weespanner]

'I like that one' said the lover of art
laughing so hard he started to fart
Turns out he shat
it hit the ground with a splat
good job he'd a fetish for that

 

[AbsintheFather]

'I like that one' said the lover of art
laughing so hard he started to fart
Turns out he shat
it hit the ground with a splat
good job he'd a fetish for that

Scatophiliacs are quite rare

 

[weespanner]

Scatophiliacs are quite rare
you'll seldom encounter a pair

 

[artlover637]

Scatophiliacs are quite rare
you'll seldom encounter a pair
for they hide from view

 

[AbsintheFather]

Scatophiliacs are quite rare
you'll seldom encounter a pair
for they hide from view
and screw with their goo

 

[weespanner]

Scatophiliacs are quite rare
you'll seldom encounter a pair
for they hide from view
and screw with their goo
messy? they really don't care!

 

[Englandboy2]

My new girlfriend loves golden showers

 

[weespanner]

My new girlfriend loves golden showers
but I just buy her flowers

 

[Jett_73]

My new girlfriend loves golden showers
but I just buy her flowers
At least they're yellow

 

[Adre]

My new girlfriend loves golden showers
but I just buy her flowers
Then she pees on me

 

[weespanner]

My new girlfriend loves golden showers
but I just buy her flowers
At least they're yellow
the aroma is mellow

 

[Adre]

My new girlfriend loves golden showers
but I just buy her flowers
At least they're yellow
Hey, I'm a good fellow

 

[weespanner]

My new girlfriend loves golden showers
but I just buy her flowers
At least they're yellow
Hey, I'm a good fellow
just like austin powers

 

[Jett_73]

My new girlfriend loves golden showers
but I just buy her flowers
At least they're yellow
Hey, I'm a good fellow
just like austin powers

Tinkles are groovy, baby

 

[weespanner]

Tinkles are groovy, baby
that's a cert, not a maybe!

 

[Adre]

Tinkles are groovy, baby
that's a cert, not a maybe!
Use rubber sheets

 

[weespanner]

Tinkles are groovy, baby
that's a cert, not a maybe!
Use rubber sheets
but watch out for your teets!

 

[Jett_73]

Tinkles are groovy, baby
that's a cert, not a maybe!
Use rubber sheets
but watch out for your teets!
Or it'll be tears you're leaking, crybaby.

(sorry folks, my bad - rather difficult rhymes there)

 

[Jett_73]

A smouldering glance lit my fire

 

[Englandboy2]

A smouldering glance lit my fire
My blood pressure got much higher

 

[TomBoner]

A smouldering glance lit my fire
My blood pressure got much higher
My pants started to rise