Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[weespanner]

Think she can handle the trunks?
I'll try my best with you two hunks
But if there's room for one more
The score would be four
We'll just have to use double-bunks

 

[37_ttej]

Think she can handle the trunks?
I'll try my best with you two hunks
But if there's room for one more
The score would be four
We'll just have to use double-bunks

Nah, mattresses out on the floor.

 

[weespanner]

Nah, mattresses out on the floor.
I hope to God that you don't snore

 

[Firecracker]

Nah, mattresses out on the floor.
I hope to God that you don't snore
But I doubt we would sleep

 

[weespanner]

Nah, mattresses out on the floor.
I hope to God that you don't snore
But I doubt we would sleep
If he snores, not a peep!

 

[Firecracker]

Nah, mattresses out on the floor.
I hope to God that you don't snore
But I doubt we would sleep
If he snores, not a peep!
So might as well play some more

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He liked to watch her take a shower

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

He liked to watch her take a shower
He felt no greater power

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He liked to watch her take a shower
He felt no greater power
When she dropped the soap

 

[kedsnbourbon]

He liked to watch her take a shower
He felt no greater power
When she dropped the soap
He shot a rope

 

[weespanner]

He liked to watch her take a shower
He felt no greater power
When she dropped the soap
He shot a rope
Of cum, all over her flower

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Nice!

It washed away in the shower's drain

 

[weespanner]

It washed away in the shower's drain
Shower sex! - never leaves a stain!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

It washed away in the shower's drain
He tugged her nips which caused some pain

 

[weespanner]

It washed away in the shower's drain
He tugged her nips which caused some pain
She let out a squeal

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

It washed away in the shower's drain
He tugged her nips which caused some pain
She let out a squeal
But her fate was sealed

 

[kedsnbourbon]

It washed away in the shower's drain
He tugged her nips which caused some pain
She let out a squeal
As he copped a feel

 

[weespanner]

It washed away in the shower's drain
He tugged her nips which caused some pain
She let out a squeal
But her fate was sealed
She soon came just like a steam train

 

[weespanner]

It washed away in the shower's drain
He tugged her nips which caused some pain
She let out a squeal
As he copped a feel
Her excitement she could not contain

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

When she screamed the cat got scared

 

[weespanner]

It washed away in the shower's drain
Shower sex! - never leaves a stain!
No need to change sheets
Or upholster seats
It all rinses off just like rain

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Okay, so -

When she screamed the cat got scared

 

[kedsnbourbon]

When she screamed the cat got scared
He went and hid under the stairs

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

When she screamed the cat got scared
He went and hid under the stairs
He whined and meowed

 

[weespanner]

When she screamed the cat got scared
He went and hid under the stairs
He whined and meowed
Attracting a crowd