Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[DukeSupernature]

Planning for Lent already? Oh dear.
It's only the second day this year!
Going to be pious and chaste
Beg forgiveness, post haste

Planning for Lent already? Oh dear.
It's only the second day this year!
Going to be pious and chaste
Beg forgiveness, post haste
But first I must drink all this beer.

 

[37_ttej]

Bathroom renos are tough work

 

[weespanner]

Bathroom renos are tough work
No place for a private jerk?

 

[37_ttej]

Bathroom renos are tough work
No place for a private jerk?
Not with the tradies!

 

[weespanner]

Bathroom renos are tough work
No place for a private jerk?
Not with the tradies!
Just use the 'ladies'

 

[37_ttej]

Bathroom renos are tough work
No place for a private jerk?
Not with the tradies!
Just use the 'ladies'
And show the wimmens ur twerk.

*see how 'with it' I am?*

 

[weespanner]

You're 'without' it unless we see proof

 

[37_ttej]

You're 'without' it unless we see proof
I'm classy: staying aloof

 

[weespanner]

You're 'without' it unless we see proof
I'm classy: staying aloof
Translation: cop out

 

[37_ttej]

You're 'without' it unless we see proof
I'm classy: staying aloof
Translation: cop out
You don't need to shout
But, yes, I'm a Wee wee goof.

*see what I did there? *

 

[37_ttej]

Well, g'night, I'm back to bed

 

[weespanner]

Well, g'night, I'm back to bed
To wank on the mattress instead

 

[37_ttej]

Well, g'night, I'm back to bed
To wank on the mattress instead
No, bad girl, to sleep!

 

[weespanner]

Well, g'night, I'm back to bed
To wank on the mattress instead
No, bad girl, to sleep!
Just don't let it seep

 

[37_ttej]

Well, g'night, I'm back to bed
To wank on the mattress instead
No, bad girl, to sleep!
Just don't let it seep
Got plastic 'neath the bedspread.

(and now I really am going - goodnight Wee )

 

[weespanner]

Tee hee...'sleep' well Jett

 

[thebeesknees]

Put away the booze and straighten the house

 

[37_ttej]

Put away the booze and straighten the house
Up and at 'em; no time to grouse

 

[stickygirl]

Put away the booze and straighten the house
Up and at 'em; no time to grouse
It's no time for napping


I thought you were sleeping

 

[37_ttej]

Put away the booze and straighten the house
Up and at 'em; no time to grouse
It's no time for napping
No, neither fapping

(meh, it's now 7:30am )

 

[stickygirl]

Put away the booze and straighten the house
Up and at 'em; no time to grouse
It's no time for napping
No, neither fapping
Cut out the orders, I'm nobody's mouse!

 

[37_ttej]

Um, well, proceed how you will

 

[missmaddy]

Um, well, proceed how you will
And be careful what you fill

 

[munch2much]

Um, well, proceed how you will
And be careful what you fill
Only insert

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Um, well, proceed how you will
And be careful what you fill
Only insert
Don't be inert