Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[Lia Monde]

Lots of good wishes, kisses, and hugs
Rubbing of thighs and squeezing of jugs

 

[37_ttej]

Lots of good wishes, kisses, and hugs
Rubbing of thighs and squeezing of jugs
Cheering and flirting

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Lots of good wishes, kisses, and hugs
Rubbing of thighs and squeezing of jugs
Cheering and flirting
Cumming and squirting

 

[37_ttej]

Lots of good wishes, kisses, and hugs
Rubbing of thighs and squeezing of jugs
Cheering and flirting
Cumming and squirting
Meh - tomorrow's for cleaning the rugs.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Scrubbing the floor on your hands and knees

 

[texou]

Scrubbing the floor on your hands and knees
Can sure turn into a sexual tease

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Scrubbing the floor on your hands and knees
Can sure turn into a sexual tease
Wiggling one's ass

 

[stickygirl]

Scrubbing the floor on your hands and knees
Can sure turn into a sexual tease
Wiggling one's ass
Try not to pass gas


HNY Limmers

 

[weespanner]

Scrubbing the floor on your hands and knees
Can sure turn into a sexual tease
Wiggling one's ass
Try not to pass gas
But one slipped out when she had to sneeze

A very happy New Year to you too Sticky and everyone else, of course! http://www.smiley-lol.com/smiley/manger/boire/champagne-2010.gif

 

[thebeesknees]

Writing these Lyrics is so fun and entertaining

 

[BradBigBrain]

Writing these Lyrics is so fun and entertaining
Sex, rhythm and humor is hard maintaining

 

[stickygirl]

Writing these Lyrics is so fun and entertaining
Sex, rhythm and humor is hard maintaining
The fear of word bunkum

 

[Spirited_Soul]

Writing these Lyrics is so fun and entertaining
Sex, rhythm and humor is hard maintaining
The fear of word bunkum
Didnt keep everyone from fucking

 

[sweetsauce]

Writing these Lyrics is so fun and entertaining
Sex, rhythm and humor is hard maintaining
The fear of word bunkum
Didnt keep everyone from fucking
Good job sex is the one thing remaining!

Happy New Year Everyone of you lovely Lim folk

 

[37_ttej]

I've resolved at the turn of the year

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

I've resolved at the turn of the year
To abstain from drinking more beer

 

[37_ttej]

I've resolved at the turn of the year
To abstain from drinking more beer
Just one *hic* more glass

 

[sweetsauce]

I've resolved at the turn of the year
To abstain from drinking more beer
Just one *hic* more glass
Then on to brandy I'll pass

 

[37_ttej]

I've resolved at the turn of the year
To abstain from drinking more beer
Just one *hic* more glass
Then on to brandy I'll pass
The top shelf is where there's the good gear!

 

[stickygirl]

I've resolved at the turn of the year
To abstain from drinking more beer
Just one *hic* more glass
Then on to brandy I'll pass
I'll stop it for Lent, my dear

bugger sorry bout the correction

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Planning for Lent already?? Oh dear

 

[Lia Monde]

They started the year with a bang

 

[sweetsauce]

They started the year with a bang
He sped up as the bells rang

 

[37_ttej]

They started the year with a bang
He sped up as the bells rang
She's the blow-master
He just drove faster
Now he's explaining the prang

(... to a young policeman who's most amused because his fly's still gaping open.
"No, Officer, there was a bump in the road!")

Planning for Lent already? Oh dear.
It's only the second day this year!

 

[mamasota]

Planning for Lent already? Oh dear.
It's only the second day this year!
Going to be pious and chaste
Beg forgiveness, post haste