Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[stickygirl]

Her red lips were a sight to behold
Stretched around his wet pole

 

[thebeesknees]

Her red lips were a sight to behold
Stretched around his wet pole
Tight warm and wet

 

[Spirited_Soul]

Her red lips were a sight to behold
Stretched around his wet pole
Tight warm and wet
She's His obedient pet

 

[pensivepoet]

Her red lips were a sight to behold
Stretched around his wet pole
Tight warm and wet
She's His obedient pet

And always an obliging ho

 

[sweetsauce]

And so New Year is on us again

 

[37_ttej]

And so New Year is on us again
Party til midnight, get drunk and then

 

[straypuss]

And so New Year is on us again
Party til midnight, get drunk and then
fall down in a heap

 

[missmaddy]

And so New Year is on us again
Party til midnight, get drunk and then
fall down in a heap
but don't fall asleep

 

[Spirited_Soul]

And so New Year is on us again
Party til midnight, get drunk and then
fall down in a heap
but don't fall asleep
Start the new day with an orgy in the den

 

[thebeesknees]

The clock struck midnight to a roaring good cheer

 

[stickygirl]

The clock struck midnight to a roaring good cheer
It doesn't much matter if you're straight or you're queer

 

[37_ttej]

]The clock struck midnight to a roaring good cheer
It doesn't much matter if you're straight or you're queer
So fill up your glass

 

[stickygirl]

The clock struck midnight to a roaring good cheer
It doesn't much matter if you're straight or you're queer
So fill up your glass
And show us your ass

 

[37_ttej]

The clock struck midnight to a roaring good cheer
It doesn't much matter if you're straight or you're queer
So fill up your glass
And show us your ass
"Bottoms up!" and down with the beer.

(see what I did there )

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Still twenty-fourteen in these here parts

 

[jameslewis]

Still twenty-fourteen in these here parts
There's time for some lovin' before fifteen starts

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Still twenty-fourteen in these here parts
There's time for some lovin' before fifteen starts
Lucky those who have lovers

 

[jameslewis]

Still twenty-fourteen in these here parts
There's time for some lovin' before fifteen starts
Lucky those who have lovers
And for the rest of us others Happy New Year Dee)

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Still twenty-fourteen in these here parts
There's time for some lovin' before fifteen starts
Lucky those who have lovers
And for the rest of us others
We'll just keep dreaming under the stars



Happy New Year, dear Mr Lewis

 

[37_ttej]

Auld Lang Syne my dear good friends

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Auld Lang Syne my dear good friends
And many good wishes as one year ends



Happy New Year, dear Jett..... how's things over in sunny 2015?

 

[37_ttej]

Auld Lang Syne my dear good friends
And many good wishes as one year ends
So forward our view


Hot! LOL. Haapy New Year to you, too, Dee.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Auld Lang Syne my dear good friends
And many good wishes as one year ends
So forward our view
As we sit on the loo





this is what happens when German punk gets a hold of that song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuxshwQa6-0

 

[Lia Monde]

Auld Lang Syne my dear good friends
And many good wishes as one year ends
So forward our view
As we sit on the loo
And look forward to what 15 will send

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Lots of good wishes, kisses, and hugs