Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[BradBigBrain]

She was a girl who loved to suck cock

 

[hotternow]

She was a girl who loved to suck cock
Never once put the door on the lock

 

[Shadowmist99]

She was a girl who loved to suck cock
Never once put the door on the lock
Down on her knees

 

[hotternow]

She was a girl who loved to suck cock
Never once put the door on the lock
Down on her knees
Longing to please

 

[weespanner]

She was a girl who loved to suck cock
Never once put the door on the lock
Down on her knees
Longing to please
'Til her mum came and forgot to knock

 

[Dan638]

Her avatars kept the men smiling..........

 

[pensivepoet]

Her avatars kept the men smiling..........

Their pm's she was compiling

 

[TwoShades]

Her avatars kept the men smiling
Their pm's she was compiling
When her inbox was full

 

[Dan638]

............

 

[weespanner]

Her avatars kept the men smiling
Their pm's she was compiling
When her inbox was full
They began to drool

 

[travelmate2002]

Her avatars kept the men smiling
Their pm's she was compiling
When her inbox was full
They began to drool
she was hot, there was no denying.

 

[Cymru6969]

Kilts lifted in sharp defiance

 

[travelmate2002]

Kilts lifted in sharp defiance
No need they said, for any alliance

 

[Cymru6969]

Kilts lifted in sharp defiance
No need they said, for any alliance
Fueled up with Irn Bru

 

[weespanner]

Kilts lifted in sharp defiance
No need they said, for any alliance
Fueled up with Irn Bru
Chanting 'Och aye the noo!'

 

[stickygirl]

Kilts lifted in sharp defiance
No need they said, for any alliance
Fueled up with Irn Bru
Chanting 'Och aye the noo!'
Under the kilt they wear an 'appliance'

or maybe a wee bit political
"Nay common sense, nor any science"

 

[Cymru6969]

Kilts lifted in sharp defiance
No need they said, for any alliance
Fueled up with Irn Bru
Chanting 'Och aye the noo!'
Under the kilt they wear an 'appliance'

or maybe a wee bit political
"Nay common sense, nor any science"

nice work, sticks & wee

My Maserati is so fast

 

[stickygirl]

My Maserati is so fast
Was that a cop car you just past?

 

[Cymru6969]

My Maserati is so fast
Was that a cop car you just past?
M4 speed cameras

 

[stickygirl]

My Maserati is so fast
Was that a cop car you just past?
M4 speed cameras
Then Abracadabra!

 

[weespanner]

My Maserati is so fast
Was that a cop car you just past?
M4 speed cameras
Then Abracadabra!
Another speed ticket amassed

 

[pensivepoet]

Beware the dare to parasail

 

[weespanner]

Beware the dare to parasail
Especially if you are male

 

[pensivepoet]

Beware the dare to parasail
Especially if you are male

Wind is fickle

 

[weespanner]

Beware the dare to parasail
Especially if you are male
Wind is fickle
Your pee will trickle