Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[weespanner]

who said Lit isn't educational!

To fart is considered quite rude!
And really can ruin the mood

 

[pensivepoet]

who said Lit isn't educational!

To fart is considered quite rude!
And really can ruin the mood

The passion will freeze

 

[weespanner]

To fart is considered quite rude!
And really can ruin the mood
The passion will freeze
When you feel the breeze

 

[Cymru6969]

To fart is considered quite rude!
And really can ruin the mood
The passion will freeze
When you feel the breeze
Try to avoid Indian food

 

[pensivepoet]

Whip cream and cherries are a real hit

 

[weespanner]

Whip cream and cherries are a real hit
And best when they're licked off your tit

 

[cliteatingman]

Whip cream and cherries are a real hit
And best when they're licked off your tit
By a tongue with great skill

 

[pensivepoet]

Whip cream and cherries are a real hit
And best when they're licked off your tit
By a tongue with great skill

Flicking at will

 

[weespanner]

Whip cream and cherries are a real hit
And best when they're licked off your tit
By a tongue with great skill
Flicking at will
Producing an aching hard clit

 

[kedsnbourbon]

His golf game was quite up to par

 

[weespanner]

His golf game was quite up to par
But his balls looked a little bizarre

 

[kedsnbourbon]

His golf game was quite up to par
But his balls looked a little bizarre
Slightly out of round

 

[Shadowmist99]

His golf game was quite up to par
But his balls looked a little bizarre
Slightly out of round
From keeping them bound

 

[weespanner]

His golf game was quite up to par
But his balls looked a little bizarre
Slightly out of round
From keeping them bound
And stuffed inside a cookie jar

 

[kedsnbourbon]

So he freed them from their tight space

 

[weespanner]

So he freed them from their tight space
And wrapped them up in finest lace

 

[Shadowmist99]

So he freed them from their tight space
And wrapped them up in finest lace
That damn string in his ass

 

[weespanner]

So he freed them from their tight space
And wrapped them up in finest lace
That damn string in his ass
Couldn't muffle his gas

 

[jameslewis]

So he freed them from their tight space
And wrapped them up in finest lace
That damn string in his ass
Couldn't muffle his gas
Totally lacking in style or grace.

 

[hotternow]

So he freed them from their tight space
And wrapped them up in finest lace
That damn string in his ass
Couldn't muffle his gas
And it launched him to outer space!

 

[BradBigBrain]

Beth was a girl who was on fire

 

[pensivepoet]

Beth was a girl who was on fire

Her victims burned wire to wire

 

[hotternow]

Beth was a girl who was on fire
Her victims burned wire to wire
She offered a thrill

 

[Shadowmist99]

Beth was a girl who was on fire
Her victims burned wire to wire
She offered a thrill
In Beverly Hills

 

[RobLovesMusic]

Beth was a girl who was on fire
Her victims burned wire to wire
She offered a thrill
In Beverly Hills
And smiling, she sent him to the pyre