Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[weespanner]

A super-soaker 'twixt his legs
And balls like a pair of beer kegs

 

[HellBenttoo]

A super-soaker 'twixt his legs
And balls like a pair of beer kegs
Girls quake in fear

 

[weespanner]

]A super-soaker 'twixt his legs
And balls like a pair of beer kegs
Girls quake in fear
Or drown in beer

 

[HellBenttoo]

]A super-soaker 'twixt his legs
And balls like a pair of beer kegs
Girls quake in fear
Or drown in beer
Or run away, protecting their eggs.

 

[Cymru6969]

Feigned fear of large cocks fills the web

 

[weespanner]

Feigned fear of large cocks fills the web
But porn stars enjoy the celeb

 

[Cymru6969]

Feigned fear of large cocks fills the web
But porn stars enjoy the celeb
They still go balls deep

 

[weespanner]

Feigned fear of large cocks fills the web
But porn stars enjoy the celeb
They still go balls deep
And make the girls weep

 

[Cymru6969]

Feigned fear of large cocks fills the web
But porn stars enjoy the celeb
They still go balls deep
And make the girls weep
Eliciting more flow than ebb

 

[stickygirl]

They always shoot come on her face

 

[weespanner]

They always shoot come on her face
What a waste! A bloody disgrace

 

[jameslewis]

They always shoot come on her face
What a waste! A bloody disgrace
They should aim for the mouth,

 

[weespanner]

They always shoot come on her face
What a waste! A bloody disgrace
They should aim for the mouth,
Or push her head south

 

[jameslewis]

They always shoot come on her face
What a waste! A bloody disgrace
They should aim for the mouth,
Or push her head south
Show the lady some style and some grace.

 

[jameslewis]

When she wanted to act like a slut

 

[weespanner]

When she wanted to act like a slut
She scribbled 'enter' across her butt

 

[travelmate2002]

When she wanted to act like a slut
She scribbled 'enter' across her butt
and she liked to pose

 

[weespanner]

When she wanted to act like a slut
She scribbled 'enter' across her butt
and she liked to pose
Touching her toes

 

[stickygirl]

When she wanted to act like a slut
She scribbled 'enter' across her butt
and she liked to pose
Touching her toes
Not so much pussy as mutt

 

[Cymru6969]

Her perfect nipples hypnotize

 

[weespanner]

Her perfect nipples hypnotize
When aroused they increase in size

 

[Cymru6969]

Her perfect nipples hypnotize
When aroused they increase in size
Stupefied men gaze

 

[HellBenttoo]

Her perfect nipples hypnotize
When aroused they increase in size
Stupefied men gaze
through lust induced haze

 

[weespanner]

Her perfect nipples hypnotize
When aroused they increase in size
Stupefied men gaze
through lust induced haze
But erect they can poke out their eyes

 

[stickygirl]

Her perfect nipples hypnotize
When aroused they increase in size
Stupefied men gaze
through lust induced haze
She nicks your wallet - nice surprise