Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[Cymru6969]

As quick as a blink the clothes hit the floor
Even faster his cock hit the whore
Trout slapped in the face

 

[Lia Monde]

As quick as a blink the clothes hit the floor
Even faster his cock hit the whore
Trout slapped in the face
And ruined her lace

 

[Cymru6969]

As quick as a blink the clothes hit the floor
Even faster his cock hit the whore
Trout slapped in the face
And ruined her lace
"Your last straw, fucker. This..means..war!"

 

[mamasota]

War means bringing out the big gun

 

[Cymru6969]

War means bringing out the big gun
In times like these, we need a pun

you have no idea how much I love you for entering with 8 syllables

 

[mamasota]

War means bringing out the big gun
In times like these, we need a pun
Keep the double-barreled loaded

 

[Cymru6969]

War means bringing out the big gun
In times like these, we need a pun
Keep the double-barreled loaded
I'm a peacenik ala-moded

 

[mamasota]

War means bringing out the big gun
In times like these, we need a pun
Keep the double-barreled loaded
I'm a peacenik ala-moded
But ready, aim, fire could be fun!

 

[Cymru6969]

She wears easy access outfits

 

[weespanner]

She wears easy access outfits
And loves when he fondles her tits

 

[Cymru6969]

She wears easy access outfits
And loves when he fondles her tits
At business meetings

 

[weespanner]

She wears easy access outfits
And loves when he fondles her tits
At business meetings
Arranging seating

 

[Cymru6969]

She wears easy access outfits
And loves when he fondles her tits
At business meetings
Arranging seating
To be next to her hung boss, Fitz

 

[mamasota]

She wears easy access outfits
And loves when he fondles her tits
At business meetings
Arranging seating
Strategically, to ogle her bits




((((wee & Cym))))

 

[pensivepoet]

Sally Ann when bored in kokomo

 

[Cymru6969]

Sally Ann when bored in kokomo
Was known to snort some lines of blow

 

[weespanner]

(((mama)))

Sally Ann when bored in kokomo
Was known to snort some lines of blow
or roll a fat J

 

[Cymru6969]

Sally Ann when bored in kokomo
Was known to snort some lines of blow
or roll a fat J
atop her bidet

mama & wee

 

[weespanner]

(((Cymru)))

Sally Ann when bored in kokomo
Was known to snort some lines of blow
or roll a fat J
atop her bidet
While rinsing the sand from her popo

 

[mamasota]

Naughty makes nice so much better

 

[weespanner]

Naughty makes nice so much better
And panties a little bit wetter

 

[Cymru6969]

Naughty makes nice so much better
And panties a little bit wetter
Horny devils all

 

[mamasota]

Naughty makes nice so much better
And panties a little bit wetter
Horny devils all
Fat cocks large and small

 

[Cymru6969]

Naughty makes nice so much better
And panties a little bit wetter
Horny devils all
Fat cocks large and small
Tits busting out of a sweater

 

[weespanner]

She stretched on the bed with a smile