Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

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A change of topic is overdue
As her breasts suddenly came into view
Ummm, he stuttered
"Dicks" she muttered



A change of topic is overdue
So what will we talk about noo?
How aboot that burd?
Been wanking, sights blurred :eek:
 
A change of topic is overdue
As her breasts suddenly came into view
Ummm, he stuttered
"Dicks" she muttered
Hoping to enjoy a few



A change of topic is overdue
So what will we talk about noo?
How aboot that burd?
Been wanking, sights blurred
Must release my seed by curfew
 
When Mary McGee fell out of the tree
The impact made her pee
Her panties were soaked
 
When Mary McGee fell out of the tree
The impact made her pee
Her panties were soaked
Her friends just joked
 
When Mary McGee fell out of the tree
The impact made her pee
Her panties were soaked
Her friends just joked
All that wood has made her hap-py! :)
 
She liked his hands, the veins and hair
So much, she found it hard not to stare
By craving their touch

Greets, AF
 
She liked his hands, the veins and hair
So much, she found it hard not to stare
By craving their touch,
caresses and such



Hello my friend
 
She liked his hands, the veins and hair
So much, she found it hard not to stare
By craving their touch,
caresses and such
She reached beneath her underwear
 
She put on a string of white lace
A naughty smile on her face
 
She put on a string of white lace
A naughty smile on her face
As pure as the snow
Adorned with a bow
 
She put on a string of white lace
A naughty smile on her face
As pure as the snow
Adorned with a bow
And fucked him at a vigorous pace
 
He pressed her up against the wall
Lifting her up like a rag doll
She straddled his hips


He pressed her up against the wall
To fuck her in the restroom stall
Her panties he ripped
 
He pressed her up against the wall
Lifting her up like a rag doll
Impaled on his spike


He pressed her up against the wall
To fuck her in the restroom stall
Tho it smelled of poo


'ere we go agin..
 
He pressed her up against the wall
Lifting her up like a rag doll
She straddled his hips
With pussy vice grips


He pressed her up against the wall
To fuck her in the restroom stall
Her panties he ripped
His wick he then dipped
 
He pressed her up against the wall
Lifting her up like a rag doll
She straddled his hips
With pussy vice grips
As he tried to give her his all


He pressed her up against the wall
To fuck her in the restroom stall
Her panties he ripped
His wick he then dipped
Groaning cos she was rather small




He pressed her up against the wall
Lifting her up like a rag doll
Impaled on his spike
Now what's to dislike?


He pressed her up against the wall
To fuck her in the restroom stall
Tho it smelled of poo
The seats were brand new
 
He pressed her up against the wall
Lifting her up like a rag doll
She straddled his hips
With pussy vice grips
As he tried to give her his all


He pressed her up against the wall
To fuck her in the restroom stall
Her panties he ripped
His wick he then dipped
Groaning cos she was rather small




He pressed her up against the wall
Lifting her up like a rag doll
Impaled on his spike
Now what's to dislike?
A slip on some pee and he'd fall


He pressed her up against the wall
To fuck her in the restroom stall
Tho it smelled of poo
The seats were brand new
Tis better at the Scottish Hall
 
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