Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3
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She checked that his bindings were tight
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The postman always rang twice
To ask her for sex-life advice
He was craving a wee bit of fun
So she dressed as a naughty nun
She checked that his bindings were tight
She didn't want him to take flight
To ask her for sex-life advice
He was craving a wee bit of fun
So she dressed as a naughty nun
She checked that his bindings were tight
She didn't want him to take flight
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The postman always rang twice
To ask her for sex-life advice
He checked in her box
He was craving a wee bit of fun
So she dressed as a naughty nun
All nuns look the same
She checked that his bindings were tight
She didn't want him to take flight
So she sat on his face
To ask her for sex-life advice
He checked in her box
He was craving a wee bit of fun
So she dressed as a naughty nun
All nuns look the same
She checked that his bindings were tight
She didn't want him to take flight
So she sat on his face
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The postman always rang twice
To ask her for sex-life advice
He checked in her box
Read 'Take off your socks!'
He was craving a wee bit of fun
So she dressed as a naughty nun
All nuns look the same
But this one would inflame
She checked that his bindings were tight
She didn't want him to take flight
So she sat on his face
Undulating with grace
To ask her for sex-life advice
He checked in her box
Read 'Take off your socks!'
He was craving a wee bit of fun
So she dressed as a naughty nun
All nuns look the same
But this one would inflame
She checked that his bindings were tight
She didn't want him to take flight
So she sat on his face
Undulating with grace
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The postman always rang twice
To ask her for sex-life advice
He checked in her box
Read 'Take off your socks!'
And hand delivered her device
He was craving a wee bit of fun
So she dressed as a naughty nun
All nuns look the same
But this one would inflame
She said this party hasn't yet begun
She checked that his bindings were tight
She didn't want him to take flight
So she sat on his face
Undulating with grace
As she came even her curses were polite
To ask her for sex-life advice
He checked in her box
Read 'Take off your socks!'
And hand delivered her device
He was craving a wee bit of fun
So she dressed as a naughty nun
All nuns look the same
But this one would inflame
She said this party hasn't yet begun
She checked that his bindings were tight
She didn't want him to take flight
So she sat on his face
Undulating with grace
As she came even her curses were polite
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You know what really burns my ass?
A hot curry followed by gas?
A hot curry followed by gas?
AbsintheFather
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You know what really burns my ass?
A hot curry followed by gas?
Just take a guess
too fucking funny Wee
A hot curry followed by gas?
Just take a guess
too fucking funny Wee
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You know what really burns my ass?
A hot curry followed by gas?
No naked flames please
Is that Limburger cheese?
A hot curry followed by gas?
No naked flames please
Is that Limburger cheese?
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You know what really burns my ass?
A hot curry followed by gas?
No naked flames please
Is that Limburger cheese?
God knows but I can't seem to pass!
You know what really burns my ass?
A hot curry followed by gas?
Just take a guess
I can smell it! -yes!
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Embroiled in the stew
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Something is rotten in Denmark
She exclaimed as a fart did bark
Crop dusting the queue
"Did somebody poo?"
She exclaimed as a fart did bark
Crop dusting the queue
"Did somebody poo?"
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Something is rotten in Denmark
She exclaimed as a fart did bark
Crop dusting the queue
Embroiled in the stew
And leaving a bold skid mark
She exclaimed as a fart did bark
Crop dusting the queue
Embroiled in the stew
And leaving a bold skid mark
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A change of topic is overdue
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A change of topic is overdue
As her breasts suddenly came into view
As her breasts suddenly came into view
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A change of topic is overdue
"scottish accent"
So what will we talk about noo?
"scottish accent"
So what will we talk about noo?
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A change of topic is overdue
As her breasts suddenly came into view
Ummm, he stuttered
A change of topic is overdue
"scottish accent"
So what will we talk about noo?
How aboot that burd?
As her breasts suddenly came into view
Ummm, he stuttered
A change of topic is overdue
"scottish accent"
So what will we talk about noo?
How aboot that burd?
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